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Chris Sale Fan

[gabriella♡ @ghizeee]

Get ready for Christmas caroling guys, we’re singing Codeine Crazy by Future

[jon 'handsome grandson' ham @HammyOrkestar]

I love solariums wow I also love outdated office building lobbies

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Giving the dunkin app power of attorney

[Archibald “The Archer” Atkinson @archeratkinson]

Life got significantly worse after we stopped playing Madden Mobile

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Xabi Alonso: “We know where we stand. We live with the pressure, which is at it’s maximum”.

[Tromac 🫶🏾 @Tromac_wav]

if you are what you say you are, a superstar

[Seb @SebastianNane]

@FutSheriff 😢😢

[Levi @Imn0tDaredevil]

Me and my boy falling for each other’s rage bait

[mau @rllydu]

bringing her home to meet the family:
“mom, dad, meet my goat”

[Seb @SebastianNane]

In the Country Inn by my lonesome.

[💭 @grandpaevie]

if youre on your period..put your phone up to your stomach for me..

dear period cramps..LEAVE THEM ALONE! NOW!

heh..youre welcome

[konny @KonnyTalks]

*Backstage as Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance ends*

Travis Kelce: That was insane Kendrick, loved the show man!

Kendrick: I appreciate it, good luck with the game!

Travis: Heh… well about the game…

*Kendrick’s eyebrow raises*

Travis: Uhhh so you know you are the reason I got with Taylor, after that Bad Blood remix

Kendrick: Well uhhh I’m happy to help man…

Travis: I don’t think you get it… I only got with her to try and get your number Dot!

Kendrick: I can give you my number now, we actually organised the collab through fax

*Kendrick and Travis exchange numbers*

Kendrick: Go on, you’ll be late for the gam-

Travis: I LOVE YOU!

Kendrick: *Blushing* What?!?

Travis: You’re just too perfect, you owned Drake my King, there’s no big three, just big you!

Kendrick: Mhmm…

*Travis grabs Kendrick’s hand*

Travis: Come with me… we can rule the world!

Kendrick: I don’t-

*Travis lunges and kisses Kendrick*

Kendrick: *Startled* Uhh… wow. That was…

Kendrick & Travis: Perfect…

*The two continue to make out*

*Outside the room Taylor Swift approaches and opens the door*

Taylor: He-

*Taylor closes the door and drops to the floor crying*

Taylor: How could he… *sobs* … I can’t put another album out so soon

*Kanye approaches the door*

Kanye: Pfft what’s her deal? Move aside!

*Taylor shifts as Kanye opens the door*

Kanye: Yo Dot I go-

*Kanye closes the door and drops down besides Taylor*

Kanye: Can’t believe it… I got him… but no one ever has Kanye…

*Taylor places her hand on Kanye’s*

Taylor: Ye… I got you…

*Kanye tears up and rests his head against Taylor’s*

Kanye: *Sniff* I got you too T…

*The two lean in ready to kiss as Travis exits*

Kendrick: *Shouting out the room* Go get em tiger rawrr!

*Travis walks past the two with hickeys down his neck*

Taylor: “Slut!” (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

*After Taylor shouts she looks back to Kanye*

Taylor: Where were we?

*Kanye leans in and kisses Taylor*

*The End*

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

hopping on a zoom with HR and i’m clearly riding a mechanical bull

[Seb @SebastianNane]

@_Twinndiesel JID