Sebastian Cockatiel

King of all I survey. Ruler of the (eco-friendly) roost. Chewer of expensive books. Eater of organic food. Lover of lutino cockatiels. 🇪🇺

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

Sunday’s are #shower days! I don’t care if your arm is aching human - KEEP SPRAYING ME!! #cockatieladventures #showerperch @NorthernParrots

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@fesshole I always thought that was called an Angel Poo.

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@silkazure63 @Flatsy1 @fesshole My Nan used to call it the nob end (with a cheeky twinkle in her eye) I always thought she had made up that term. Although she only applied it to the end of a baguette, not a regular loaf.

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@fesshole Phil Mitchell/Sean Dyche for us.

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@SimonBayliss_ @fesshole This actually sounds really good.

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@fesshole Why only for a year?

[CliMatt (Matthew Shribman) @MatthewShribman]

The UK's Home Secretary, a former tobacco lobbyist, has chosen the hottest New Year's Day on record to announce that she's going to be cracking down on eco-protestors👍

Thanks Priti!

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@fesshole I’ve since confessed but I once ‘stubbed my toe and accidentally’ dropped 5 glass plates onto a tile floor whilst on holiday just because I knew it would sound amazing!

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@jmatwood Indeed it is. But I think we may be thinking that for different reasons!

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@SpillerOfTea Scientific Advisers are ‘more optimistic’ about avoiding large third wave... more optimistic than... what exactly? Total pessimism?

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@KateWellham 7/10 for me, and never heard no.1 either. On the rare occasions that we all had to traipse to the church when I was at high school, we’d sing really quietly except for the last word of each line which we all bellow as loud as we could.

[P A U L // Radical Geographer @geography_paul]

Help everyone see the 7day average CO2 level with this awesome widget

The global level of carbon dioxide & its rate of increase are two of the most important factors in deciding the future of our civilisation & life on Earth.

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Created by @MatthewShribman

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@saiken000 @realDonaldTrump *should have :-)

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@realDonaldTrump As we say in the UK - LOOOOOOOSER!

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

@ColinBrowning14 @CiaranMcLovin @IBIKEDublin *you’re

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

This man is a genius - be sure to watch until the end - what a hateful human Katie Hopkins is, her acceptance speech is vile.

[Josh Pieters @joshua_pieters]

Here it is- I Flew Katie Hopkins to Prague to win a Fake Award. https://t.co/xOIT1bvC9z

[Josh Pieters @joshua_pieters]

Here it is- I Flew Katie Hopkins to Prague to win a Fake Award. https://t.co/xOIT1bvC9z

[Sebastian Cockatiel @SebastianSquawk]

Henrietta & I spent Christmas in the #NewForest. The #BeaulieuHotel even gave us presents! (But the vet won’t let us have them because they are not healthy enough ☹️) @NewForestHotels #holiday

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@SpriteCheek He must be an only bird. I have to eat popcorn much, much faster than that, otherwise greedy Henrietta would steal it!

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@jimiinc @David_Cameron The paper in this book is already covered in shit. I would not shit on it, I wouldn’t even allow it into my cage.

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@PigeonJon This is disgusting.