Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫

Anglo-French 🧲 🤪
Potty-trained in #Yorkshire.
Aime cuisiner (*pas Bugs Bunny). Retweets are not endorsements. INFP
pissing people off since 1970.

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

22/10/26

Cet après midi à 16h15 un voisin retraité au comportement profondément misogyne & immature m'a aboyé dessus depuis le balcon & sans provocation alors que je traversais le parking - un lieu accessible au public... 🧵

#Harcèlement #logement
#misogynie #VAWG

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

@CorralGate2023 @tpvsean Is a what? 🤔

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

@tpvsean WHAT???

[TPV Sean @tpvsean]

Britney Spears Reveals 'Evil' Meghan Markle Directed 'Child Snuff Films' to Join Elite Bloodline

Meghan Markle's path to Hollywood and Buckingham Palace was paved with the corpses of trafficked children, according to Britney Spears.

Britney named and shamed Meghan in an explosive video, exposing the dark truth behind her rise: from a poor family with dark secrets, to the Dubai yacht scene, to Hollywood, and all the way into the British royal family.

[HELLO! Canada @HelloCanada]

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have left the UK for a short break as Meghan struggles to come to terms with the allegations against her father, Thomas Markle. They are understood to be spending time overseas with close friends.
Meghan is “really, really upset,” one friend tells HELLO! “She keeps on looking at Lili and she’s in tears."
Thomas, 82, is under investigation following the alleged discovery of child pornography at his former home. He continues to deny any wrongdoing.

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

@piersmorgan Not saying they are BTW just don't see the connection.

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

@piersmorgan Why would her father being a pedo stop her in-laws from being callous or racist? 🤔

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

@awalmsley11 I spent one afternoon altering a pile of 🇬🇧 version visitor pamphlets by adding the word "shit" in front of "service all year round" after I found out the alpha b*tch boss was listening in on my phone calls.

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“The perfect resignation letter doesn’t exist…”

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

😁

[Yorkshireneer @awalmsley11]

@SebastienneL I once quit a pub job by writing my notice on receipt roll and nailing it to the staff notice board with a biro.

Very cathartic.

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

@HarrisonJan I've got one & didn't think to look! 🤦

Maybe there is just one word for swifts & swallows in 🇲🇫

Are they related? 🤔

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

These are swifts that have made their 🪺 in our building.

They have flown off to West Africa now but they will be back next year.

In 🇲🇫 swifts are said to bring good luck.

Sorry the images are a bit wobbly! I should have used a tripod.

🐦 🐦🐦

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

23h00 26/10/26

Gémissements reitérés voisin retraité 🤪

#tapagenocturne
#nuisancessonores
#troublesdevoisinage
#psychiatrie #logement
#alcoolisme #demence
#tocs #stress

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

22h15 26/10/26

Hurlements voisin retraité🤪

Pourquoi n'est il pas dans un 🏥 psychiatrique??? 🤬

#tapagenocturne
#troublesdevoisinage
#nuisancessonores
#psychiatrie #logement
#alcoolisme #tocs #stress

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The summer she died, Princess Diana told a friend there was exactly one person in her life who would never sell her out. Twenty-nine years and a lot of money later, he still hasn't.

Pretty much everyone else around her cashed in. Her butler sold his story to a tabloid for a reported £300,000, and the army officer she'd loved tried to sell her love letters for £10 million.

That was James Hewitt. Back in 2003 he had 64 letters from her, a lot of them written while he was off at the Gulf War, and Diana had reportedly once asked him to burn them. He'd already helped with Princess in Love in 1994, a whole book about their affair that came out while she was alive to read it. Nobody ever paid the £10 million. By that September the best offer was £600,000, and in 2024 the letters were reportedly being shopped to a US auction house for up to $1 million after he'd put them up as collateral on a loan.

The one she trusted was Hasnat Khan, a heart surgeon. They met on August 27, 1995. He can still tell you it was a bank holiday Monday and she'd come in to visit one of his patients. Her biographer Christopher Andersen says she'd throw on a dark wig and sunglasses to sneak into the hospital and watch him operate.

She flew to Lahore to meet his family. She even had her butler ask a priest whether the two of them could get married, and Khan confirmed that himself years later.

He could also see what marrying her would cost him. Strangers mailed him cut-out photos of himself with a noose drawn around his neck. He believes his voicemails were being hacked as early as 1996. In his statement to the inquest, he said life with her would have been hell for him because of who she was.

They split up in the summer of 1997. A few weeks later she died in Paris, and he went to the funeral.

Then the Diana business really took off. Paul Burrell's memoir sold over two million copies, and William and Harry called it "a cold and overt betrayal." An independent inquiry found in 2021 that Martin Bashir got his famous Panorama interview by showing her brother faked bank statements.

Khan wouldn't talk to the author who wrote a whole book about the two of them, and he says he never read it. When the producers of the 2013 Naomi Watts movie made it sound like he'd given them his blessing, he called that a complete lie.

The handful of times he's spoken up, it was to defend her. He said Bashir took the exact thing the public loved about her, how vulnerable she was, and used it against her.

What she told her friend that summer was simple. "Everybody sells me out. Hasnat is the one person who will never sell me out."

He's been offered plenty since, and he's turned every bit of it down.

[DemonDHarris 🔥 @DemonDHarriz]

@Ryan_Daigler People who clock details and patterns usually are perceived as threats to liars and narcissists, even if you're not actively saying anything.

The idea is to destroy your credibility and voice before you have a chance to piece it all together, so that when you do, no one listens.

[Ryan Daigler - Exposing Narcissistic Abuse 🚩🚩 @Ryan_Daigler]

The narcissist systematically antagonizes their scapegoat target persistently crossing boundaries until the target responds. They will simply continue escalating until they get any sort of response they can then use to make it look like their target is the aggressor or is “equally guilty” of a “2 sided feud” whixh of course ot isn’t.
They need to cover up the fact that they’re attacking an innocent person unprovoked.

[Tamara @TamIWas]

Given the shocking allegations about her son, Andrew, should we view Queen Elizabeth's and the rest of the royal family's efforts to portray a dignified, honourable family in a new light?

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

👑
Je vous présente Esmeralda qui est une princesse! 🤗 😽💖

[Rafael Dahan ✡︎ @rafaeldahan]

HUILENDE BABY'S 👶

Frankrijk heeft na de rellen tijdens de protesten snel vonnissen uitgesproken tegen meer dan 200 mensen.

Grappig hoe snel die stoere strijders veranderen in huilende baby's als zij eindelijk de gevolgen van hun daden onder ogen moeten zien.

#24octobre #24octobre2026

[G E N E R A L 🇫🇷🔻 @GeneralInsou]

Une mamie de 86 ans été la pour soutenir la jeunesse ❤️
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#24octobre #24octobre2026

[Sébastienne Lawton 🇬🇧 🇲🇫 @SebastienneL]

😂🤣😂

[विजयभारत🚩🇮🇳 @Vijaybharat143]

In London, a strange kind of protest is being seen.

In the protest all women are naked & have milk extraction machines attached to their breasts.

#londonmeets
#kpss
#24octobre
#FlavioDefensorDeAssassino
#zzzero
#Eleicoes2026

[Fred F.P.L.C🇫🇷🇮🇹 @charliezemmour]

Les étudiants ont été reçus à Matignon et réclament donc 10 milliards d’euros. Rien que ça !
Et si on commençait par leur offrir quelques cours de français ?
Visiblement, il y a urgence ! 🤦🏻‍♂️😂