Bill Zamwick

do you understand the comedic nature of what we’re doing here?

[Inferno010ss @RareBourbons]

Party has started

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

Fuck it we’re winning it all

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

ABSOLUTE GOOSEBUMPS AS THE ENTIRE STADIUM SINGS 'TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS' WITH THE USMNT PLAYERS AFTER THE WIN AGAINST AUSTRALIA

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❤️❤️❤️

[talmon joseph smith @talmonsmith]

"Alexi left us!"

Zlatan: “America, you’re welcome”

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@ImoveCar Gonna jump on the float with them like Ferris Bueller lol

[Memarzadeh @ArashMemarzadeh]

the worker at the deli when I ask for 300g of black forest ham:

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@blink1067 @jmeredith2015 @CardPurchaser @ErlingHaaland @Fanatics When I called about it they said they were out of the Atlanta United kit but not to worry about sending back the toddler shirt. To be fair the customer service dude was really nice, prob gets lots of calls/practice

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@blink1067 @jmeredith2015 @CardPurchaser @ErlingHaaland @Fanatics I ordered an Atlanta United kit a couple years ago for a Christmas present and they sent me a toddler’s Miami dolphins shirt lol.

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@mvwin @NHLCanes Hey man I’m from the future and it worked out really well

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@OilCityDynasty @Savagethor @NHLCanes @EdmontonOilers Sup loser

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@DumbHockeyHick @Canes Ok yeah you right, I got caught up in the discourse lol

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@DumbHockeyHick @Canes I will add tho, huge Barkov fan (my favorite non Hurricane) and hope he’s healthy next season. Also, really like the palm tree jerseys. Ok, now back to it lol

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@DumbHockeyHick @Canes lol im sure you guys were 👍🏻

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

Sound the siren - all state parking decks will be free to the public for the @Canes’ victory parade in Raleigh! Let’s go, Canes. See you on Saturday.

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@NC_Governor @CanesIncognito @Canes @NCDOA Tom Dundon just saw “free parking” and got really confused

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

hearing reports that mike babcock celebrated his clearance by the NHL by hitting matt savoie in the face with a hammer

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

Wow did not know how many absolute bitchmade WVU fans there are, do NOT joke about Country Roads lmao

[UNC Tar Heels @GoHeels]

@DiamondHeels @WellsFargo Country Roads, take 'em home 😌

[Bill Zamwick @SecretAgent_W]

@rezarf_nyrac @GoHeels @DiamondHeels @WellsFargo It’ll prob help the healing process if you cry more about it