Jayson Bourne

“Fiend Lives Matter” - RMC Mike🤌

#RealStroker

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

death’s calling her and she’s on Do Not Disturb

[#вʟм | jet2chiclete ⚧ @jet2chiclete]

imagine if they did a biracial two face where one side is black and the other is asian

[Silk @TokyoSilk2]

All the niggas calling me faggot but all the bad bitches agreeing with me. The orgasm gap is continuing to widen, chat.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

He's a trillionaire who spends every day on this app trying to start a race war and incite riots.

Imagine having all that money and still behaving like an incel living in his mum's basement.

[skja @ninestarcrest]

applying for jobs as a young person is so humiliating like no i don't have a masters degree and a reference from the pope just shoot me to the ground i guess

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

1 million seconds = 11 days
1 billion seconds = 32 years
1 trillion seconds = 32,000 years

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

why do feet niggas never talk about playing footsy or sum they go straight to the dark arts

[Wesley Presley @ToetyRell10]

He really ain't respect the raptors at all because who even attempts a game winner like this

[Frost 🧃👽 @Justin7Credible]

This guy at work is literally called “Dada” I just had to message him good morning Dada on teams

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit

[Brother Legend @BigBroLGND]

“WhY dId He BrInG a KnIfE tO a TrAcK mEeT ?”

Bitch— We in Texas where you can carry a concealed long arm rifle fully-loaded to a WALMART.

[TurtleBox @TheTurtleBox]

If you wanna know how crazy people are on Reddit, this dude spent four months trying to get me banned from /r/Borderlands2 for "impersonating a developer." He found out I WAS a developer, but now "Warns" people about me saying that I "only worked on music and sound and art." lmao

[if they go low, i go lowER @Lunasreign_]

Because y’all won’t stop paying $350

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

My neighbor has asked me 3 times if I’ve “found a job yet.” I’ve worked remotely for 6 years. Apparently walking the dog at 2 PM is proof of unemployment.

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

yall outta pocket 😭

[꒰ঌ mims ໒꒱ @chudfujo]

this flirting shi easy as fuck 😭😭😭😭😭

[Iso3g @1worms]

This kinda like the miseducation of Lauryn hill for my generation

[brandon* @brndxix]

that .18 is $180 billion dollars and i’m supposed to believe that’s not evil doing

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga parried his ass 😭😭😭😭

[Lesimulator @LeSpeckly]

being racist isn’t gonna bring your son back bra