Secret Laurels

[clara T @ramencult]

i love Rupi Kaur 😌

[Jim Tews @jimtews]

Imagine loving Jesus so hard that you miss his fucking point entirely.

[Nick Batson @nickbatson]

Whoever edited the wiki for the TSA, your nation thanks you. #RevolutionaryWarAirports

[RadiantLyte @LMicheLeLive]

Yo! An #earthquake is exactly how Independence Day began on the West Coast (for Will Smith & them)...remember

[lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren]

HAIL SATAN

[lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren]

lol imagine going through law school passing the bar and working your way up to the white house all just to utter the words kids don’t need toothbrushes out loud lol great job

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: Illinois just passed a law that recognizes all reproductive health care, including abortion, as a fundamental right.

Abortion rights are under attack like never before. Thank you to the Illinois legislature for boldly leading the way in protecting access to abortion.

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

OMG I’m crying

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Discover Durham @DurhamNC]

Here’s a minute and a half of @DukeLemurCenter’s newest infant being real cute and eating leaves 😍

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

NO. We gave you so much money last term for the borders that you only spent 60% of it. Instead of complaining all the time, you need to execute better. Hire the judges and agents that we funded. Be more efficient in how you process asylum cases. Learn to govern, @realDonaldTrump.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Today, I saw a video clip of @PeteButtigieg playing classical piano. Another were he speaks in Spanish. And this one, were he tells Parisians, he shares their pain -in French. Just imagine having a President whose intellect exceeds that of a root vegetable...for a change.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Notre Dame is one of the world’s great treasures, and we’re thinking of the people of France in your time of grief. It’s in our nature to mourn when we see history lost – but it’s also in our nature to rebuild for tomorrow, as strong as we can.

[Nate Schaffran @NateSchaffran]

Lincoln exhorted the nation “to care for him who shall have borne the battle, and for his widow, and his orphan.” Yet this administration creates an orphan by deporting the widower of a soldier killed in action. This is cruelty without honor, without patriotism, without humanity.

[Museum of Durham History @DurhamHistory]

Today was supposed to be a day of celebration of @CityofDurhamNC 150th anniversary, and instead we are left with shock and grief. We are saddened by this morning's tragedy, but thankful for the community spirit that rallied in the face of adversity.

[Durham EM @AlertDurham]

. @DurhamPoliceNC has opened a phone line to answer questions or concerns regarding the incident today. Please call [phone] ext 29600 and not 911 (unless it is an emergency and unrelated)

[DurhamPoliceNC @TheDurhamPolice]

There will be a press briefing at 9:00 a.m. at the corner of Morgan Street and N. Duke Street. Media should stage on the Durham School of the Arts front lawn inside the fence.