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Venting Atmosphere after a long day amongst dweebs

Tactical Whisky Purge - targeting happy zone IQ

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@Bushra1Shaikh …. And then pays them in cash

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@MrJamesMay @narindertweets This is a wank joke btw …

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@MrJamesMay @narindertweets I didn’t know you were a lefty

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@mehdirhasan Man with proven track record of appreciating trends and patterns

Is concerned about a group

With a proven track record of violence, misogyny and homophobia

Hmmmmmm

I’m stumped

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Andy Burnham strategy in a nutshell:

Pray England win World Cup

Pray everyone forgets how shit labour are

Pray the dopamine will win votes

Pray to Allah he doesn’t lose the Muslim vote

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In other words

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BREAKING: Man arrested after toddler ended up in crocodile enclosure 'not fit for interview' and released

https://t.co/eBomHyjDvC

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Our leader refuses to step down

More arrests for speech/thought crime than anyone else

And now the most extensive internet restrictions in the developed world

Errrrrrrrr I think it’s over guys

#VPN #Labour

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@omgsidewalks Irrigation does not create jobs.

Stop saying it.

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@Bushra1Shaikh The filters are getting a little silly now

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Is there a newsletter that goes round

Where all the lefties synchronise their complaint of the week

Blah blah blah trillionaires blah blah grotesque

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@BBCWorld Is it too late to claim insanity/hyper low IQ ???

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@ZackPolanski Zack

I appreciate you can’t admit to certain things (votes votes votes)

But could you atleast concede that British culture is superior to that of Amazonian cannibal tribes

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@Heccles94 If Hamas was located in Northern Ireland … how do you think they would behave ?

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@jk_rowling @damekatydenise_ Go easy on Nicola

She really struggles with certain things

Women’s rights

Basic accounting

Understanding residential parking arrangements for camper vans

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@daniellismore Bravo for tangling your brain so much

That you thought this made Streeting look bad

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@41inchvert @Heccles94 @DrHoenderkamp All I know

Is that he has made NO public commitment to homosexuality being acceptable/desirable

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@Heccles94 @DrHoenderkamp What’s Mothin Ali’s opinion on this

Can you get him to say it clearly into a microphone at his local mosque

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@Heccles94 Ahh so the Tesco CEO has taken 0.1% as a bonus

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@LittleMiss19750 @Heccles94 @Lancealotin Ok and if this process you have described

Ends up with the majority of stop and searches being young black men (which it will)

You are ok with that ?

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@GrahamSmith_ @Heccles94 That’s cute …

But I have a feeling your sample size is unlikely to be representative