Brian Kelly

Dad / Secret Pants / Mean Wendy Band / Philly Sketchfest / Dorktart

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@thejoemoore Mogwai at Ottobar

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@JackOakLeaf @patreberyeah what's a scast?

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@CarsonPinch you need to come to a game and watch Gritty shine in their natural habitat. I've seen Gritty cross check mites-on-ice, run up seats and arm rests instead of using steps... it's amazing. Don't even get me started on Gritty's libido.

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@curtman404 appreciate you coming out - enjoyed your sketch! Make it three in a row next month! https://t.co/E67ZOS8pXK

[Curtis Harris, Jr. @curtman404]

2nd month in a row. Let's see if I can continue to write on a consistent basis. — attending Sketch Up or Shut Up: A Sketch Comedy Open Mic at Philly Improv Theater https://t.co/dzWCJIbHFg

[david @_elvishpresley_]

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]

me: [oblivious, headphones on]

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

this checks out https://t.co/lswpMGZmem

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

Thanks @geekadelphia for hyping our new show "Unrehearsed" at @phitcomedy THIS FRI 10:30pm w/@alexpearlman & SAT 9pm w/@HaikuJackson!!! https://t.co/PDqKZSDOo4

[Philly Improv Theater @phitcomedy]

Secret Pants, Hollywood Shuffle, and The Sufferettes are featured on @geekadelphia!
https://t.co/xxmmDySmaz

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

$50 OFF Sketch Comedy Writing 101 @phitcomedy w/ @Holy_Schmid @BakerJacquie @thejoemoore @Jolsauce @SecretPantsBK https://t.co/dkXomJ1KPl

[Wendy 6 Feet Closer to You @JeanyRoo]

Snag discounted tix to our next show out in the #burbs ! Use discount code, "MEAN745" through 6/10 to get in for $9.
https://t.co/rKa60wUyBG

[Philly Sketchfest @PHLSketchfest]

The 2017 @PHLSketchfest Festival Lineup is here! Our eternal thanks to all who submitted this year! Now get ready for #PHLSKETCHFEST!

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@thejoemoore @jaimeknowsbest I look like a boy in his father's suit when I wear a hat

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@thejoemoore @jaimeknowsbest it was hilarious how long they let it go on before announcing there wasn't actually a hat trick

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@realDonaldTrump's set today - 20 minutes of old material / 70 minutes of crowd work.

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@PhilaParking Or you move the green sign 4 feet down the block and make it illegal to park behind it because it can't be both

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@PhilaParking I'll be parking here again tonight + whenever the spot is available b/c the green sign it's legal.

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@PhilaParking just woke up to a $76 ticket for parking LEGALLY - you need to retrain officer G. Paffen

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@FoxNews @TuckerCarlson so is poor journalism still #fakenews to you or just when the others do it? #fairandbalancedconfirmationbias

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@pattonoswalt Vladimir Putin's "D" #TrumpNoir

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

MAY YOUR WEDNESDAY BE GOLDEN: https://t.co/nc2kRSKsOs

[Brian Kelly @SecretPantsBK]

@molly_knight @realDonaldTrump #irony