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“My life is brilliant” -James Blunt

[Complex @Complex]

PlaqueBoyMax Says He Used to Twerk in the Mirror: ‘We’ve All Done This’ Details: https://t.co/AzMCJnnLEb

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@J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Thanks fag

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@J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 You’ve been on these guys’ dicks nonstop bro — they won’t rape you!

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@Hitorijanae @CalihanJohn @Alexander_Avina I don’t think an immigrant is going to take the job of school shooter or guy who overdoses on gas station opiates

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

Baku: Monster that Eats Nightmares (獏). Artist: Masatoshi (Nakamura Tokisada). Origin: Japan. Date: 1900′s. Medium: Ivory with staining, sumi. Size: (6.9 x 4.7 x 2.8 cm) Source: LA Museum of Art

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@AnotherAJinCA @Myblackdiary93 Ugh you’re right. And all he has to show for it is an awesome life performing around the world and having one of the best rock bands of all time… but gay Trump supporters think he’s ugly :/

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@sequitur_naan @chlorisdemeter 💀

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@PezunCityDJs @alanthefisher Not me though I’m one of the good ones

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

Welcome back, AG! ✍️

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@seyanoraearth @NuuYawkerr You aren’t even religious like that you’re just mentally ill

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@hoodpopejon @XXL @cordae Good pull

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@Chadson @coldhealing You probably love tons of guys

[saka’s spelling school @itslilyimi]

And I got her nigga…. Grocery bag!

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@HBEHBEHBE @starmersscoff @up0nloss You literally play League of Legends

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@JC70024836 @Yo_Sofro @AcervoCharts You’re in high school and your idol is a gay Mexican

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Moves like a DB that just got a pass break up...

[NWCL playoff semifinalists AFC City of Manchester @notbenfish]

The worst part about being a white slave is the only field songs we know are by The Lumineers

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Why is it called “no-fault divorce”, when there is almost always a child at fault?