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Here to take over. Let’s connect and Get Busy.

[Farrukh Abbasi @FarrukhJAbbasi]

There are two types of Kings College London graduates.

Muhammad Sameer from KCL is selling mangoes to make a living

Another one is Marriyum Aurangzeb is mocking the entire country by saying “Han Khareeda Hai Bhai..”

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@flyingchittar They wear sleveless tops and thighless shorts. So

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

Not that you’d have been able to do anything if Pakistan attacks during the day,

but we do it at night so the young boys your terrorist fathers are fucking are killed along with them, you bitch.

[🇦🇫 @pashtungurl]

Pakistan attacking at night like loser who’s raping his mother shame on you kafir!!!! May Allah curse you for being such inhuman

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@aleemakarim why did you delete that reply to me 😁

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@aleemakarim How can I know your friends circle 🙈

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@mataarkaraily DM me. I will take you to Baku

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@AnujKMishra @MihirkJha Tu itna bara chutia hai kay I am sending my lanats from accross the border, from 🇵🇰

I hope we target you next time we you kick your country’s ass (like we did in 2025)

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@PehnDiSiri @AmnaKhaliq11 @cast_awayyyy

یہ تو وہی بات ہو گئی

صابن کے اشتہار میں ہاتھ دھوتے دکھاتے ہیں۔

شیمپو کے اشتہار میں سر دھلتا دکھاتے ہیں۔

پھر “Pads” کے اشتہار میں مسئلہ کیوں؟

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

Naala layi truly represents the city.

[Disgruntled Cyber Warrior @lilmisskhawaja]

Had to show famous landmarks in a campaign for main cities of Pak like Minar e Pakistan for Lahore, Faisal Mosque for Isb etc etc...and we couldn't figure out one for Rawalpindi

Gen Z colleague goes like
'How abt GHQ?'

SAID IT FULLY SERIOUS 😭😭😭
I CANNOT WITH THIS GENERATION

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@lilmisskhawaja RR is abt money (child support) nw
She still wants his money fr her nd his kids I doubt she will gt the amnt she is looking fr. Reportedly amnt is equivalent to wht professional footballers pay in case of divorce in UK

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@NimraKay Go to that area. Its called New Blue Area, thats the most happening place in town, it has KFC, Pizza Hutt, Hardees, CTBL and a lot of other cafes too.
I said Xanders coz thats only branch in the city, so u wont have to ask for directions, all other cafes have multiple branches.

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@NimraKay Dudes are Notorious for shagging anything moving. If anyone asks to meet the code is “what is a good place to meet” and if they answer, we can go to any place along the motorway, that means he is thinking of taking you to bed. Lol
Kids have rarely stopped men.

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@NimraKay All the new happenings in the city. (All new cafes in the city are there, must visit).
6. If you are visiting alone avoid meeting dudes, almost all of them try to get you to sleep with them. Use the code to check. Lol

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@NimraKay 1. Savour Pulao.
2. Tehzeeb ka Pizza.
3. Go to Kabul restaurant in F7 markaz for great food, you won’t find it anywhere else.
4. The Lost tribe in F-11 Markaz.
5. Xanders in G-9 (New blue area) is the most happening and newest attraction place in the city. Go there & you catchup

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@aleemakarim How much older are we talking about

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Lahore has been at the epicentre of everything wrong with Pakistan. Be it rape & murder of Punjabis in 1947, be it marginalisation of Bengalis between 1947-1971 or be it marginalisation of other languages generally and Seraiki & Potohari specifically post 1947.

[Fahad Maral فہد مڑل @fahad_maral]

A leaf from the annals of history! One among many data points for how Urdu-Punjabi duopoly through its reactionary chokehold, domination and chauvinism marginalised and demonised Bengalis, even agitating against Bengali language rights being granted circa 1954.

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@aleemakarim So #crushing hard on someone

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@ahaidergilani86 @KasimGillani
Good job?
Really disappointing. Bureaucracy made a fool out of Kasim Gillani. He got nothing for masses in the end.

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

Babus have made a fool out of politicians, again.

[Kasim Gilani @KasimGillani]

Finance committee has also decided to add an enabling provision in the finance bill 2026/27. This provision will give powers to FBR to make rules for an instalment plan to pay PTA Tax.

[Secretly Wild @SecretlyyWild]

@PoltclCassandra @AYJamal_ And in many cases, gets pregnant / gets a child from someone within the family to save face.