Betsy DeVos

Protecting your children from liberals, learning and grizzly bears.

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Fuck YOU, fuck YOU, fuck YOU, YOU'RE cool, fuck YOU. I'M OUT!

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

As I said in my farewell letter to Congress, the educational system is broken beyond repair. Nothing Biden's administration could recommend could possibly help it. I have only one proposal left and it's completely my idea. Kill and eat all children who fall back. Free lunches!

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

My new favorite thing is listening to teachers talk about how Miguel Cardona isn't qualified.

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

It is with the boldness I have always shown that I address the very people resisting me for 4 years and cry VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

https://t.co/S3n9Eyrw8v

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

I don't get it. Why is @GailSimone chasing me?

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

@msusuallyright

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Rude.

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Uh, look at a map. It's obviously in the middle of the ocean so not part of the US. Duh. #Geography

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The woman the GOP picked as their “proud” Latina to tout “immigrant experience” didn’t seem to know that Puerto Rico is already part of the United States.

It’s quite on message, bc it reflects their belief that Latinos aren’t real citizens, even when we are Native descendants.

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Oh, so it's MY fault you can't just enroll your daughter in our Right Wing Conversion Thera...uhhh...I mean after-school Young Republicans programs?

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Implosion.

https://t.co/d58qIS85w8

[snopes.com @snopes]

Conway cited a need to help her children″s remote learning during the coronavirus pandemic as a need to step away from her position. https://t.co/MwYysy1NKF

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

FUCK.

Okay. So, obviously, that was supposed to be a private DM and not a post. I'll trust everyone to ignore it.

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Oh man, Boss. Way to screw up the mail! Only poor people use the mail.

Please use me as your golden geisha.

-Betsy

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

I can't reach the remote. In related news, I found the only situation in which having a child around would be beneficial.

Does Wayfair do one hour delivery or will I have to wait for overnight shipping?

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Just a reminder to all you teachers - your homework is a completed, notarized last will and testament. This is due on the first day of school prep. You will lose one percent off of your insurance payout for every day it is late.

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Oh man, I need to put someone in charge of all the BLM stuff in schools this year. I heard @SteveKingIA needs a job...

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

WHO DID THIS?!?

Anyone who knows me knows I don't believe in books for children.

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Wait a gosh darn minute! I didn't buy this job to do WORK, missy! I did it to morally and financially bankrupt our school systems to prove they don't work! It's my JAM!

[ARCHIVED Congresswoman Abby Finkenauer @RepFinkenauer]

Why are colleges & universities being left behind on emergency COVID-19 payments? We’ve learned it’s because @usedgov didn’t do its job. Less than 1% of the aid has actually been sent. This is unacceptable, & @RepPorter and I are urging the Dept. of Ed. to fix this problem #IA01

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Pelosi can't attack words! Only the Boss can attack words! HOW DARE SHE BE UNSTABLE AND RUDE?!? THAT'S OUR JOB, YOU BITCH!

[Betsy DeVos @SecsEd]

Listen, guys. I'm sure this whole Iowa Caucus thing will blow over. I mean, when has the Democratic Party ever done anything shady to influence a primary? #Whoops #Hillary2020