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🐶💟🐱 It’s #forgottensoulshour soon!
UK: 9pm
US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT
Join us to help longterm #rescue animals (awaiting a home over one year).
All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!
#rescues #shelters
#adoptdontshop

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🐶💟🐱 Many thanks to all who participated in #forgottensoulshour today. So many of you joined in - we can’t list everyone - but pls know we appreciate you!
Join us again next Thursday:
UK: 9pm
US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT
All are welcome & every tweet/RT helps!!
#cats #dogs

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💟 #Forgottensoulshour friends, please also join us for #RehomeHour on Tuesdays
#RehomeHour tweets & RT’s #adoptable pets who need a new loving home. ALL ARE WELCOME to participate
Every Tues 8pm UK, 3pm ET, 2 CT, 1 MT, 12 PT
Hosted by @MillieOTLFP
#adoptdontshop #dogs #cats

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🐶💟🐱 Welcome to #forgottensoulshour, an hour every Thursday dedicated to raising awareness for shelter/rescue #animals waiting for their forever homes more than a year.
Everyone is welcome to participate, and every tweet/RT helps!
Ready? Let’s go!!
#adoptdontshop #cats #dogs

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🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!
The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.
Join us every THURSDAY:
UK: 9pm
US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT
All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!
#adopt #dogs #cats

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🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!
The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.
Join us every THURSDAY:
UK: 9pm
US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT
All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!
#adopt #dogs #cats

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As a person of French descent and guardian of two cats, it is understandable that I nickname them "chat 1" and "chat 2".

As a cryptology enthusiast, SHA-1 is not as strong as his sister SHA-2, but they can both make a messy hash of a meal.

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Phishing-as-a-Threat-anti-adversorial-Service (PhaaTaaS)

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A #cybersecurity editor's job is that much more fun when the typos lead to unintended levity:
- Amourous FTP (Anonymous FTP)
- Indica of Compromise (are you high?)
- The costumer is always right
- Rouge AP (access point)
- Principal of Leet Privilege

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TFW you need to explain that guacamole and whack-a-mole are not related.

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#Nessus, what are you smoking? Is success not good enough, @TenableSecurity? (https://t.co/Gz0BIxBD1o)

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@TimelessP Wasn't that the graphic standard after CGI and VGI?

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I learned #infosec in a tough neighborhood.

Our CIA triad was:
- Clean the attacker's clock
- Indemnify the CISO
- Attribution through annihilation

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I learned #infosec in a tough and poor neighborhood.

The head of our school was the Principal of Least Privilege.

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Cripes, I either just coined the term #DeepFlake or the #AI(s) are conspiring to hide their machinations.

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#TIL how to leverage #AI to RSVP and attend a meeting I don't intend on personally attending.

IOW, I might have created the first #DeepFlake.

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Me: Two AIs walk into a bar...
AI: The degree of injury is dependent on the bar's substance (metal, wood, plastic), its height, its proximity in and to other structures (fences, cliffs, structures), and other factors.

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SBD, short for:
- Secure By Design
- Silent But Deadly

Coincidence? Discuss.

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@family_jules Joke's gonna be on the woke when he requests they stop deadnaming.

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@lcamtuf #Cringe addresses this multitude of sins.