not AOC Seed

In a modern, moral, + wealthy society, no American farmer should be too poor to live. 100% People-Funded seed company, owned by the State, no Corporate $ Parody

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

I am pleased to announce the creation of the first State-run seed company. And let's be real, this will be the ONLY State-run seed company because competition will be illegal.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

No no no. You have it wrong. We will mandate 17,000 seeds/A across 100% of the acres in the US. My advisors tell me that’s the pop some farmers in dry areas use. So to be fair, everyone must plant at that rate. This farming thing is sooo easy! Duh.

[Chris Newman @newme450]

Hey @SeedAOC whens the mandate for 40k pop coming so we can get stuck with your state run one variety fits all seed?

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Are you kidding me?!? We don’t offer deals. We don’t offer choices. You buy what we tell you to buy and at the price we tell you to pay. Everyone pays the same. No discounts. And plz refer to me as Ms VP-elect from now on.

[Chris Newman @newme450]

Hey @SeedAOC you have any not so great state run seed deals going on?

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

“Relay crops?” What a HORRIBLE idea. I have my staff working on legislation for RELY CROPS as part of Green Deal II. You will RELY on me errrr gov’t to tell you want to plant, when to plant it, and how much to grow. Then you will RELY on your benevolent gov’t to sustain you.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Excuse me, but it is WE and our black helicopters who are watching YOU Mr Flood-the-Market-With-Surplus-Grain! You think it’s fair to harvest 2 crops in one year?!? No!!! It will be outlawed.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Excuse me, but it is WE and our black helicopters who are watching YOU Mr Flood-the-Market-With-Surplus-Grain! You think it’s fair to harvest 2 crops in one year?!? No!!! It will be outlawed.

[Jason Mauck @jasonmauck1]

@tedraiter @SeedAOC It doesn't take ICE T to figure out who's the man behind the curtain, I'll be watching you

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Nice try... BUT it’s GMO. I say GM NO!

[Ryan Perhus @RPerhus]

@JNelly43 @jesse_moch @vailcat @SeedAOC Definitely! But it would be shared with all other seed dealers.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

I am sooo proud Junior! The only dead cow is a dead one! Now plant an almond tree. We need them to create oxygen AND milk.

[Junior Pfanstiel @PfanstielJunior]

Caught this cow farting the other day eating cow grain at a feed trough. Doing my part towards a more regenerative agriculture. No more cow farts today! @SeedAOC would be proud!

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Oh yes! It’s almost as good as the Chipotle diet. People don’t realize you can burn a lot of calories standing in the bread line.

[Justus Bass @justusbass]

@SeedAOC I hear you can lose a lot of weight on the the Marx diet!

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

The Comminist Manifesto by Karl Marx.

[carllippert @carllippert]

Whats your favorite book about improving physical health? GO.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

No no no. Not free. The super rich will pay for it all. And when they’re out of money we’ll take it from the kinda rich. And then when they’re out of money we’ll take it from the sort of rich. It’s a flawless plan!

[Newcomer @glen_newcomer]

@chem_man @SeedAOC Everything is free... it’s part of their value... and a trip for your locality to their green deal.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

😘

[I am Chem Man. @chem_man]

@SeedAOC Your reply seems well thought out, I’m starting to wonder if this is the real AOC.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

This isn’t going to be a problem at all. We have too much supply of corn and soybeans anyway which is why we have low commodity prices. We’ll be supplying farmers with almond seed. We’re going to need the milk when we ban cows due to 💩 💨

[I am Chem Man. @chem_man]

@SeedAOC with all the wet weather here in Nebraska, I’m sure many of your customers are concerned about shorter season seed availability? How about replant policy?

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Chipotle diet works for me sweetheart. Goes right thru before the calories stick!

[Angie Setzer @GoddessofGrain]

Been dieting officially for over 2 months now

Today is day 2 of no crackers or chips...current status

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Soooo perfectly without any glitches then. Sweet! Congratulations. Coming soon to a government near you, comrade!

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

Cell phones in Kansas work about as well as a socialism anywhere

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

I’d be happy to, Mitch. Cow farts = bad. Environment = good. Buy from @SeedAOC and sign into the #SeedNewDeal and we will all be here in 12 years to talk about it. Otherwise 💀

[Mitch Kennedy @KccMitch]

It was 51 a year ago today. It's 7 now. Tell me more about cow farts.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Same. @TrumpSeed

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

🤦🏻‍♀️ He just doesn’t get it does he? That’s not fair to the other players that work just as hard as he does. He has batters privilege. Others should be given that money instead of him. They didn’t have equal opportunity. He was born with advantages.

[GenesisAG @GenesisAgLife]

@jasonmauck1 Dont let @SeedAOC see you tweeting this! :)

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Someone on my staff didn’t get our registration for Commodity Classic in on time. Please visit our card table near the southeast entrance. If you can smell the dumpsters, you’re close.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Oh I’m real. And I’m spectacular!
real and https://t.co/PjFyeNr0J0 https://t.co/Fw5jAUBRoN via @YouTube

[RonRoberts.TV @rrobertswxlab]

What???/ This has to be a fake profile.

[not AOC Seed @SeedAOC]

Crazy like a fox! You know that hot crazy matrix? I broke it. Trust me. When has the government ever made bad decisions? We’ve got this!

[Troy McGann™️ @TroyBoyMcGann]

I don’t even know how to respond. You are telling me, that if I bust my butt every day and end up making a higher yield than my neighbor, that you will confiscate my crop? Are you crazy?