The Seedhead Timeline

Glimpses from an alternate timeline where Jamie Vardy has a seedhead. Account run by alternate timeline expert WTJ Blanchard. Chat shit get banged #SafeFalconry

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A low point for Harry Maguire was when he used the wrong bird call during the World Cup in Russia, and the team were savaged by a group of vultures. It remains England’s worst tournament defeat and Kyle Walker never regained sight in his left eye.

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Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and #SafeFalconry over the holidays! 🎄🦅⚽️

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@altgazza No one really wants a melty lolly, and then end up looking like Ed Miliband trying to sort it.

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@Viral_Ben @BarryCombo @TedGapes @altgazza He’s dead, right?

[TIMELINE TONY @altgazza]

GETTING EARLIER AND EARLIER EVERY YEAR 😾😾😾😾😿👇👇 DIDNT EVEN HAVE A CHAMCE TO PUT MY DECOARTIONS UP 😾😾

[TIMELINE TONY @altgazza]

EAXCT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WHEN MY SIX YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER DREW A PICTURE OF ME RIDING A HROSE ON MINE . SHES DEFINITELY WILL NOT BE INHERITING MY FAX MACHINE 😾😾😾😾

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@altgazza @CentristQC You’d probably want turning into a DeLorean then Tony?

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@Viral_Ben Can’t help but wonder if the Paul Gascoigne from our Ready Salted timeline had this opportunity, to be a Reliant Robin, whether we might’ve won the World Cup in 1990?

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@altgazza Why didn’t they just rebuild his leg?

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@altgazza Probably the most successful Gazza you’ve found!

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@altgazza What an absolute coup for @welcomebreak, that Paul Gascoigne would choose this the Warwick branch of Welcome Break for their union. 👏👏👏👏

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@altgazza The image clarity is much improved Tony, well done, but you’re still picking up some interference. Have you tried switching it off and on again?

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@altgazza @alternateTLhub Don’t change your rig set up Tony, you’re making some interesting discoveries with this brain.

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@altgazza @FatboySlim Tony, I honestly don’t understand why these images are worse than than before? Are you still using olive oil on all your connections?

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Now where’s the timeline where Paul, Barry and Lady Di were a throuple?

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Wowzer! You beauties have been magnificent! Rig discoveries flying in faster than we can keep up with! Here’s our favourite four Lady Di timeline marriages from what’s been sent in this morning -

Captain Tom 🫡 | Frank Bruno 🥊 | Margaret Thatcher 👩‍💼| Paul Chuckle 😆

Dave xx

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@alternateTLhub @WorstBlobby I once found a timeline where Shinzo Abe and Lady Di celebrated their marital union in a pub dressed as a Pearly King and Queen. The People’s Royalty!

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@alternateTLhub @WorstBlobby Hang on, I have a few in my own archives too.

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@altgazza Can you lend Tony your golden scart @Orwell_Fan? #TheSpiritOf2020

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@Orwell_Fan Absolutely heartbreaking, and somewhat humiliating that Simon has to prove he’s a real man. What do you people want from him? The man lent me a scart lead, for gawds sakes. Not one of those cheap ones, but the gold plated ones. He’s the real deal. A champion.

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@CentristQC @alternateTLhub Zero lessons learned then Daves? 👏👏👏🙄

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@altgazza @maplintweet Some new gold plated scart leads will do the trick Tony!

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@altgazza What kind of scart leads are you using Tony?