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once for fun, I tried jumping out of a running car & fell flat on my common sense lying on the road.

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

PROPER 🦏
Dhurandhar is technically good cinema, but it is also pure, unadulterated, and unacceptable propaganda. You don't need to see the full 3.4-hour film to conclude that. I haven't. Now you have to hear me out before you go out to watch this piece of gratuitous gore wrapped in a spy thriller cover.

Aditya Dhar is an insidious bigot, proven by his deliberate choice to show Pakistan in a poor light. He could have chosen Mauritius, which has beaches where the lady spy could prance in a bikini. But no, he chose the lovely Lyari in Karachi. Do we not have kachchi aabadi in India?

My bigotry of low expectations is so profound that I patronisingly conflate 25 crore Indian Muslims with Pakistan, and by extension, Islam, and therefore, I cannot endorse this 'Islamophobia.'

​I must offer my disservice now by preemptively attributing motives to Dhar and questioning the existence of any cinema, however well-made, that my indoctrinated intellect can't easily process.

I haven't seen the film, and I hope I don't like it when I do. My review will follow, but for now, know this: This is not my India. This is not my Bollywood.

​Dear YRF, only your spy universe can salvage what is left of our nice little insulated universe. Please show an Indian spy making love with a terrorist-spy who has vowed a thousand cuts on India. Make love, not war. Peace and out. ♥️☮️♥️

I expect all like-minded global citizens to believe me and support me as I raise the heat in a already hot and fractured society. I will not allow Aditya Dhar to damage the fabric the threads of which I have been pulling so carefully as I pull the wool over your eyes.

Wait for my review where I will condemn the chutzpah of Dhar and pan his big outing after watching the film. Also, Yami shouldn't have married this man. She is a bigot too. Deepika shouldn't have married the nutcase who looks brilliant as the protagonist. She is a bigot too. Compromised by JP Nadda with a brand ambassador role. Also, anybody who watches this film is a bigot. Except the critic with a conscience, like me.

Rating: Dhurandhar gets 0 stars. It's an assault on our collective lack of conscience.

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Nicely done.

[Dr Nandita Iyer @saffrontrail]

Ogilvy’s tribute for Piyush Pandey - beautifully written!

[M @Sehmaann]

@RavinderKapur2 Really keen to understand the factors that would lead to this burst. Seems you’ve got some first hand info driving this opinion. Can you please share more?

[M @Sehmaann]

@Tanixcasm This is bloodlust. Don’t lose sensibilities please. Trust our armed forces to adequately respond with punitive measures.

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

simon doull bhadwe bahut maarunga kaise sawal kar raha hai ye kohli se

[Sachin Tendulkar @sachin_rt]

Champions Trophy CHAMPION…. Yeeeeehhhhh…. 😊🇮🇳

[M @Sehmaann]

A true captain’s innings!

[Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna]

Yaaar 😻😍😻😍😻😍😻😍😻😍😻😍

[M @Sehmaann]

Jeet gaye yaar!! We overcame this🥹

[M @Sehmaann]

Glenn uddi ch! #INDvsNZ

[M @Sehmaann]

Latham ka Behtareen Wicket!!

Go Jaduuuu bhai!

#INDvsNZ

[Krishna @Atheist_Krishna]

Kuch Bhi Karne Ka Tha, Magar Kuldeep Bhai Ko Gaali Nahi Dene Ka Tha.
#INDvsNZ

[M @Sehmaann]

@kamleshksingh Tau yaar kitna deep arsh keh diya aapne.

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

India batting line deep hai, bowling line kuldeep hai

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

Williamson ka dil Mitchell gaya

[M @Sehmaann]

Kuldeep you beauty!! What a wicket! Whaaaaataaaaaaaawickeettt!!

#INDvsNZ

[M @Sehmaann]

Kuldeep bhai! Garda uda diye yaar!!
#INDvsNZ

[M @Sehmaann]

@ChiragAdvani @puneetsays @sjoshipura @RGUnstoppable @MountVesuvio @pankiil @kahaaniwalah @hpatel1986 @TouchAppu Seems like past life