Christoph

Engineer. Still alive.

[Christoph @Seidel]

@Rschooley „tja“

[Christoph @Seidel]

#GoLangRant I just fixed a bug, where a dev wrongly implemented the retrieval of a max value from a slice, because there's NO BUILT-IN FUNCTION FOR THIS.🤦‍♂️

[Christoph @Seidel]

#GoLangRant FYI: GoLang doesn't support function overloading

[Christoph @Seidel]

I really don't like Go. Simple syntax nearly never results in simple, manageable, composable code.

[Christoph @Seidel]

@mbonnekessel Lastenplatten? Braucht man dann nen Wagenheber? Mein Beileid!

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Your front-row seat to my Mars landing is here. Watch how we did it.

#CountdownToMars

[Christoph @Seidel]

@zenorocha Takeout Oriented Architecture. Configuration replaces/becomes coding. Moving data from a to b by configure your queues/http interfaces/... and data transformation is done with pre-built lambdas or alike which just need configuration (or will this even be automated by ML/AI?)

[Christoph @Seidel]

Question: Why is coffee sold in tea bags not a thing?

[DRob @D_Rob__]

Sweet Jesus I’m a mess. 😭
Well worth 2 mins if you are a parent https://t.co/ZeoSgdJYoX

[Christoph @Seidel]

Is it just me, or are all articles about functional programming in Go ridiculous, as they totally ignore, that Go doesn't have generics?

[Luuk van der Meer @LuukvanderMeer]

The evidence cannot be clearer: Google Street View causing COVID-19. #correlation #causation #conspiracy #COVID19

[Christoph @Seidel]

@MKBHD Done is better than perfect!

[Christoph @Seidel]

@heuteshow "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway." - A. S. Tenenbaum
Auf der deutschen Autobahn sogar mit guter Latenz!

[Christoph @Seidel]

I think one of the best answers to the interview question "How do you keep up-to-date with tech?", is probably:

git pull

[Christoph @Seidel]

Dear App developers: if your app is just an embedded web view of the responsive website, please AT LEAST remove the ads/reminders/links to install the app!

[Jan Hegewald @janhegewald]

Neu im Blog: Warum OKRs keine Orientierung geben https://t.co/n3XTx9oTzP #okrs #priorisierung #agil #planung

[Christoph @Seidel]

Starting the Mandalorian and wearing my „The Empire Strikes Back“ sweater to celebrate this day! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Christoph @Seidel]

Good read about why Spotify doesn't use "the Spotify model" https://t.co/KQ2ODvcy4r

[Christoph @Seidel]

"For historical reasons" – when you feel bad about something you did in the past and don't remember anymore what or why exactly.
"Hold my beer" -> [ blackout ] -> "for historical reasons"

[Christoph @Seidel]

@balcsida @zenorocha @code @github @npmjs Is it popular to run Windows though? Like, are you the progressive one when running windows? Maybe at some point again...