RAM dom talk

This is a picture of part of my face. These glasses don't have lenses. It's a disguise. Shhhh! ... I retweet a lot. Touch my Favstar.

[August @AuggieInCharge]

I'm done doing what I'm "supposed" to do.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

DOCTOR: You have angina.

ME: Check again. I have an penis.

[RAM dom talk @SeikenUchi]

Thank you all for following, starring and retweeting!

I will be back soon.

Check out everyone that I'm following!

[XyZ @wixiyiz]

Loneliness: disease for some and retreat for some.

[XyZ @wixiyiz]

Sooner you realize you're in lust, the better.

[XyZ @wixiyiz]

There never goes a day when I don't thank twitter for wasting my time in nicest possible ways.

[Jillian @breatheandlove]

You'd be better off with 100 problems & a bitch on ya side, son.

[Jillian @breatheandlove]

My nutritionist is a bad influence, apparently she grabs a handful of nuts AT LEAST twice daily & says everyone else should, too. Slutty.

[Jillian @breatheandlove]

If by Independence Day you mean commemorating my losing touch with reality then yea, I'm celebrating Independence Day.

[Jillian @breatheandlove]

I bite the heads off gummy bears first so they can't feel any pain when I eat their bodies.

[Jillian @breatheandlove]

What if whoever said, "honesty is the best policy," was a liar?

[Khushbu (DailyRemote.com) @oktuned]

Favoriting is the new silent treatment.

[Khushbu (DailyRemote.com) @oktuned]

All for none and none for all.

[RAM dom talk @SeikenUchi]

@XclairemckX thank you for the ToTD!

MUST FOLLOW---> http://t.co/vYpr0WX6qL

[Claire @XclairemckX]

Sorry I don't speak Scottish can you talk in English?

-US customer today.

[Claire @XclairemckX]

Lets be honest we've all got a RL persona and a twitter persona. How close the two are is a real measure of how much of a psycho you are.

[Claire @XclairemckX]

I don't think you're truly married until you find yourself fantasising about stabbing them with a fork for breathing the wrong way.

[Claire @XclairemckX]

Jealous of all you lot that have 'therapists' and 'counsellors', that's fancy shit. Here in Scotland we just drink til we forget our problem