RacingSeinfeld

Everybody's favourite horse racing-related 90s sitcom.

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Frank Costanza attempts to commandeer the Shake Shack grill after refusing to wait in a lengthy lineup - causing a short delay to the fifth race post-parade and getting ketchup on Maggie Wolfendale's fascinator. George's car is towed after parking in Andy Serling's reserved spot.

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Kramer is accidentally knocked off the rooftop bar at Saratoga City Tavern but disaster is averted when he is caught at ground level by an alert Dale Romans. Elaine is bit by Askin For A Baskin.

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George's feud with Andy Serling takes a bizarre twist after Serling accidentally walks off with George's iced latte at Uncommon Grounds. Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend after an argument over those strange fonts used in all of the 1/ST branding.

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Kramer and Newman are permanently barred from the Whitney Viewing Stand when their TikTok videos spook several Christophe Clemente workers on the Oklahoma training track. George and Jerry are chagrined to realize their box seats are uncomfortably close to Kenny Bania's.

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She obviously deserved it. Chub Wagon doesn’t have time for nonsense.

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Morty Seinfeld's quest to join Elite Turf Club ends abruptly once he realizes that both Jack Klompus and Frank Costanza are already members. Elaine is bit by Chub Wagon.

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Frank Costanza faces a lifetime ban from Saratoga Springs after causing a scene at a local haberdashery. Kramer develops an obsession with a Wesley Ward two-year-old filly named Rochelle Rochelle.

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Jerry and Elaine spend the entire episode trying to locate the lock box of their sub-par Ballston Spa AirBnB at 2:30am. George accidentally steps on Andy Serling's heel, causing his shoe to fall off and ensuring a rivalry that will last the entire meet.

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Frank Costanza's Zoom presentation to the Pennsylvania Horse Racing Commission quickly devolves into chaos, doxing threats and gaslighting. Elaine is bit by an as-yet unnamed Curlin colt.

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George feels emasculated in front of his new girlfriend after he visibly winced while receiving an extremely firm handshake from Terry Finley. Kramer's stint as a bid spotter for Keeneland Sales gets off to a rocky start.

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Morty Seinfeld and Jack Klompus' plan to revive Hialeah Park is complicated by internal politics at Del Boca Vista. Jerry deals with the highs and lows of internet fame after launching a successful Twitch stream with Monomoy Girl.

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George is in full damage control after causing a scene at Ricardo Santana Jr's New Years Eve party. Kramer begins taking his job as Andy Serling's personal bodyguard a bit too seriously.

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Jerry sparks an international incident when his off-color comedy routine about the Saudi Cup is posted on Youtube. Sue Ellen Mischke sets Elaine up on a blind date with one of her friends, who turns out to be Jorge Navarro.

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George is ghosted by his bloodstock agent girlfriend after he casually mentions that he has a large future wager on Charlatan to win the 2021 Kentucky Derby. Elaine is bit by Footstepsinthesand.

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Frank Costanza's brief career as a TVG on-air host ends abruptly following an on-air meltdown provoked by Todd Schrupp breathing too loudly. Jerry begins to suspect Newman is running a shady veterinary compounding facility out of his apartment.

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George is cast in a small part in a horse racing-themed Hallmark Christmas movie only to discover that Lloyd Braun is playing the male lead opposite Linda Rice. Jerry tries to decipher a series of cryptic text messages from Joel Rosario.

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Jerry helps George realize that he has to break up with his attractive new girlfriend because he can't get over the fact that she emphasizes the word "Take" whenever she mentions Will Take Charge. Kramer redecorates his entire apartment in a Ghostzapper motif.

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Jerry is finding himself increasingly isolated on a visit to Del Boca Vista after his new girlfriend makes an off-color remark about Kantharos. Newman's idea for a horse-based cryptocurrency struggles to gain traction.

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George is convinced he has found a hidden set of messages buried in the Horse Racing Integrity & Safety Act that only make sense if you read it backwards. Elaine is bit by Hit It A Bomb.