Toy Matsushita

Seiya Suzuki’s translator, sports gambler, milk drinker 🇯🇵

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For what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

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Tf they making head lights out of nowadays, the sun? Mfs bright asl

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@WiacPat My mother is a lucky woman

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I absolutely love being at home post grad. However the parents make it impossible for me to be hungover. Always some bs going on

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Don’s has turned into a restaurant I only eat at when I’m hung balls

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Just got done voting. Didn’t see a spot to vote against the 24 team CFB playoff. Had to write that shit in myself. Also voted for Kanye

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Liberty biberty can fuck right off

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Meant to text my mom “omg” instead it autocorrected to “Ong”
#ongawd
#onfive
#onthedeadhomies
#onGD

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@slobberstick66 Outsourcing to china?

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More pissed off about the college football playoffs being 24 teams than the brewers winning tbh

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Great view @WiacPat

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Shootin dice at the bar. Could be the move
#nosevens
#doubleornothing
#456

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On a normal weekend I do a pretty good job of abusing substances, recently however the substances have been abusing me

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May your day be filled with Henny and off the hinge

#WIAC #HOCO #FAUXCLAIRE

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Watching the saben documentary taking notes so my kids 8u football team can go undefeated

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@VinnyBraun04 Did you see those uniforms?

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The Wisconsin badgers look like a group of bloody tampons running around

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Stood next to someone who is 7’3 yesterday. Holy fuck I felt tiny. I couldn’t imagine how @slobberstick66 would have felt

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@VinnyBraun04 how bout them cats 🐈

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Broken window serenade typa night

#marvinsroom

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Just had 4 cars get in the right and left turn lanes on a single lane at a stop light. Felt like I was parting the Red Sea
#leveonbell
#patienceisavirture
#Agap