Stephen Ritterbush

Some Nerd that stopped coming around after Elon trashed the place

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This morning I was handling a data check, and when I went to cache it the check bounced.

Things like that wouldn't happen if they gave us more credit.

#data #jokes

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@PaulJerimy @urbanfoxmediaTX This is exactly what I was looking for, awesome stuff.

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@PaulJerimy I too have opinions about IT certifications.

My first opinion is that your list is amazing and wonderful.

My second is that there are a ton of relevant certs out there that are not on it. Maybe that is with intent, but if not, I'd like to share with you what I have.

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@edsaperia Say goodbye without leaving

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@shouldhaveanima Everyone needs this

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Legacy Support, explained with one picture

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@ihrtmumbo The timing is exactly right for a flag gif.

That is rare talent worthy of this level of viral

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@stevenspohn Really hoping the new thing works out, but not sure I'm ready to invest my time in finding out. I barely want to invest my time in following things on the old thing.

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@chaseneukam esporks

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Back in 2013, I cofounded the first student esports organization at @UArkansas.

In the ten years since I've served as coach, advisor, and mentor to the bright student leaders of @UARKEsports and @UARKGaming.

Today I pass those duties on to others.
Stay awesome, everyone.

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Feelings are a lot like stairs.

If you're feeling too many at once, you've lost your balance.

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How old was I when my allergies got so bad?

I love the outdoors. I want to bring my boys exploring, go fishing, see the local LARPers...

But then the pain starts.

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@radiofreecoven1 No wishing for more wishes? A classic, but too obvious, and they need a wish to begin with.

Let's be terrible people with a low level spell, Charm Person. If you hurt them, they still think you're their friend.

Because nobody would be that confused without a spell, right?

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Anyone I know on here planning to go to @Gen_Con this year? The build your own pizza contest looks pretty interesting, I'd really love to know what wins.

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@clerkie How was this different than the last few years?

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@OwlTurdComix @AndyKluthe

You know why

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A year ago someone sent me like 500 resin teeth. So @RiverMakes made a TeethHorse this week.

He named it Chewsday.
I hate it. 😬

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@clerkie

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@RegimentGG I like to keep it traditional.

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@katriadoodles 'Bless your heart'

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@HitmarkerJobs 'Media contains sensitive content'

I'm sorry if we hurt your feelings, slide deck