[playing it cool to the cute CVS girl who just saw me pocketing robitussin bottles] Hi, yes im just here to buy penis condoms. where do you keep the penis condoms? normal size
(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made)
Ah, a testament to my feebleness.
Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me.
Interesting, how feeble of me.
Yep. Testament to my feebleness.
Feeble again, of course
toking Alien Rock wondering if this strain implies the existence of alien jazz, alien blues? were there alien slaves whose work hymns were commercialized into the dank im smoking🚬.?
{12:01AM, naked just socks and vr goggles on} hnngNow thats what i call *grunts* the stroke of midnight *collapses as a dazzling display of fireworks erupts overhead*
Just saw Drake working the Apple table at Best Buy. Blue polo and all. Said he didn’t need the money, just wanted to help out over the holidays. I said man, aren’t you worried about what people will think? He said nah. It’s not about what people think, it’s about what they feel.