Selina Simoes

[Selina Simoes @SelinaSimoes]

Saw a girl using her scary dog privilege to walk in the dark with headphones on, kind of a flex tbh

[Bibliophile 🎀 @CodingIncloud_]

Just because a man is trying his best doesn't mean you have to accept that.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

[OG Jerè @TripleEntendre]

pay for her pilates classes this fall.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[grovy @grovymango]

Can't go on a mental health walk in this fuckass winter weather

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me & the loml in 50 years time.

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Pumpkin tester.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

19 years ago today, the pilot of desperate housewives was released. that’s history.

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

[⋆ ✧ a powerful woman. ✧ ⋆ @hauteblood]

it’s their season

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

[🐌 @Wheeema]

I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 😘💋 my best friend just asked me to drink tonight