Matthew Semeredy

I'm a 21 year old who is attending Carleton University. Im in the Bcom majoring in Marketing

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

@McDonalds just a heads up, if people order chocolate chip cookies, and you don’t have any, just refund the product, don’t give people oatmeal raisin.... seriously, who wants that downgrade

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

https://t.co/x9EXkQ3NZK. #bellletstalk

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#BellLetsTalk #LetsAlsoListen https://t.co/wThGKb1KaR

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

@TimHortons I don't remember asking for icing on the side...

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

#meridianbeach - Come take a picture with Santa! #meridianbeach #meridiancu

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

As a 23 year old, I just got turned down at the beer store.

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

To the people who cuddle and make out in the bus, remember that you are on public transit and not your living room couch

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

How sports fans work: "you like Minnesota? Why, they suck" or "you like St. Louis? Bandwagon jumper" you're either an idiot, or bandwagon

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

I love waiting at the bus stop for 30 mins because a bus decided to disappear off the face of the planet. Didn't want to be on time anyways

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

@MapleLeafs don't worry, your not alone on your losing record, I just surpassed your 11 game streak with going 0 for 12 on roll up the rim

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

Anyone else thinks if they did a "the interview" reference for Katy Perry's "Fireworks" that would be amazing #HalftimeShowKatyPerry

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

So I have longer hair then 5 girls on this bus... Maybe I should take the hint? Nah

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

If you are going to ride public transit, please! Take a god damn shower... No one wants to smell your filth

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

Snow on the ground can only mean one thing... Let's all drive 5% of the speed limit

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

To the girl gossiping on the bus on the phone, say "like" one more time, I swear every other word isn't enough... #headache

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

My bus was early so I missed it, the following one is late.... I absolutely love public transit :D

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

To the couple making out on this bus, can it actually not wait until you've gotten to your destination??

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

15 minute breaks are actually nothing

[Matthew Semeredy @Semeredy]

Turn on the TV and #thepriceisright is the first thing that comes on. It's a good day