semon cretis

voice of a angle

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

Hope everyone had a nice penk frondey and looted a big ass tv

[Simon Curtis @simoncurtis]

you know what we are babe? Pumpkin destroyers.

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

Woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap hotel

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

Sorry I haven't been around, Joe Biden's dog bit me.

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

When you wake up and find yourself in the Office of the Presently Erect

[Jake @goodtakesLLC]

when girl wear big shirt and she just sit there and shirt way too big and she is very small. just sitting there. the shirt is entirely too big

[carolyn @ballerguy]

I just matched with my old Spanish tutor on hinge and messaged him “hola” and he responded “u were always terrible at Spanish” 😭😭😭

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

Just thinking about the time I posted a Savage Garden meme and Darren Hayes blocked me.

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

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[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

i'll come back to twitter when y'all stop acting like mad max was an instructional video. you can never defeat hate with hate.

please donate to unicef if you can:
https://t.co/gCoBbrnHOw

[Bradley Stern @MuuMuse]

Four years later, they’re finally putting @britneyspears’ “Mood Ring” on streaming this Friday due to #justiceforglory...and they’ve ridiculously added “(By Demand)” to the title. https://t.co/PsK9HNLkKI

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

@simoncurtis I don't know what you're talking about boobies

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

My biggest enemy is me
Pop a 911
My biggest enemy is me
Pop a 911
My biggest enemy is me
Ever since day one
Pop a 911
And pop another one

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

@anthony74409091 @simoncurtis "I'm not a fan but"

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

@simoncurtis Tweeted him this https://t.co/ppTycslo7P

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

Hey @darrenhayes

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

@aquariaofficial We stan Sharkboy

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

Yasss Gags let it #rainonme

[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

Hey roberts pls stream Flesh

[Simon Curtis @simoncurtis]

Flesh is like 30k away from 10 million...

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[semon cretis @SemonCretis]

👀

[ben @benvyle]

fags with abs make dry, overbaked banana bread and get hundreds of likes. I bake classic french pastries, technical cakes, and showstopper desserts and get almost nothing. y’all don’t care about baking, stop pretending.