Paul Semper

I want my $2.

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

@Grubhub Got a 20% off offer, expires 3/12, told to log into app. I log in, no promo. Customer service, "nothing we can do" What the what???

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

"Mrs Kim says that fries are the devil's starchy fingers." #GilmoreGirls #Countdown #netflix #2DaysAway

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

I think the Clash said it best, "Should I stay or should I go?"

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

"If @ZooeyDeschanel were a wine, she'd be pet-nat: quirky, funky, approachable, fruity." https://t.co/0E7zI4jz43

[Mark Greenwood @markcjgreenwood]

#toblerone #brexit I told you that leaving the EU would have serious consequences. Now I' m really upset.

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

"I would never stay at the home of someone whose profile picture includes a puppet."

[Greg @Pyle206]

Fish girl makes a terrible deal with Rosie ODonnell. Maybe she's not allowed to talk. Sad. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

@theknot Site is down. An update would be helpful.

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

@kgerk agreeeeeed.

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

@kgerk @eaterchicago we just drove by and noticed today. Thanks for keeping us looped in!

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

I'm sure @trentvanegas is over it, but was just pointed out to me that PITNB hasn't been updated in a week. I haven't visited since he left.

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

@Krystenritter It's Jessica Jones day!!! Loving it.

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

Is it just me, or is Trevor Noah wearing the same suit every night?

[ROSIE @Rosie]

SO WRONG ON EVERY LEVEL https://t.co/LdKhdvvsI3

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I love the Starbucks cup debate because Christians have been tricked into arguing that Christmas isn't commercial enough.

[Victorine Ténardière @L_Assomante]

Tremblez Lannister !

#Slipgate

[Britt Meddler @BrittMeddler]

When I first heard @justinbieber dropped my name https://t.co/smVkusq5VR

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

@SouthwestAir I am usually a huge supporter, but raising the costs for pet companions by so much (while fuel prices are dropping) is gross.

[Paul Semper @SemperPeeps]

I helped https://t.co/84BkAtsj8g raise $100,000 for Rescue Groups and Shelters. Check out the 16 winners now! #MyRescueDog #NotCom