Anne Stainback Davis

She is to comedy what Roy Rogers is...to comedy…for the advancement division at Emory U

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

lord give me the confidence of some random person explaining the Israeli/Palestinian conflict on social media.

[David Beard @dabeard]

Just ordered. So should you. Here's the URL for free @USPS #COVID tests. https://t.co/YLhrQGvLfu

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

I love the word "bespoke." It feels like it was made just for me.

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

My biggest fear is being bit by a radioactive spider and suddenly having an enormous amount of responsibility.

[Anne Stainback Davis @Semprin]

It used to be “this doctor looks too young to be a doctor” but today I felt “this bartender is too young to serve me.”

[Anne Stainback Davis @Semprin]

The more drag queens you follow, the more awesome your tweets are. C’mon now.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks someone else being trans negatively impacts her in some way.

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

“Still Crazy After All These Years” was a great Paul Simon song & a terrible thing for my psychiatrist to write on my chart.

[Anne Stainback Davis @Semprin]

I think Mr. Clippy could have gotten a few more solid years if they had renamed him Phil Columns.

[McDad @mcdadstuff]

Marriage is your spouse saying “I don’t like this show anymore” and then you just never find out how it ends

[Anne Stainback Davis @Semprin]

@FoxesAfloat He’s so handsome!! Congratulations!!! 🍾

[AbbyDabbyDuh @DearAuntAbby]

Your call is important to us, we'll interrupt calming music every 30secs for the next 20mins to remind you that your call is important to us

[Anne Stainback Davis @Semprin]

Emory Day of Giving 2023 https://t.co/d7MLEWW0XY #EmoryDayofGiving

[Anne Stainback Davis @Semprin]

@ChadDarnell This is the Way

[Brent Butt @BrentButt]

People get pissy when you say “Daylight SavingS time” and even pissier when I call it “Daylights Savings Times”.

[Anne Stainback Davis @Semprin]

@ChadDarnell Golden Beets rule

[Anne Stainback Davis @Semprin]

Hello, new season of show I love. Skip intro? No, I barely remember what I had for dinner. Thanks.

[Rachel @RachelNoise]

If a bank robber yelled at me to get down on the ground and then my apple watch told me to stand I’d be legit conflicted for a second

[Jackie Hoffman @JackieHoffman16]

My opening sentence to my friends used to be “when do I meet you at the bar” Now it’s: what did the doctor say?