Cory Gardner (Parody)

Former U.S. Senator from Colorado.
Served Coloradans by selling my vote.
Parody account.

[Cory Gardner (Parody) @SenGardner]

lmao she actually tagged me.

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

I am in Colorado today w/ Secretary Bernhardt + @SenGardner to celebrate yesterday’s passage of the #GreatAmericanOutdoorsAct; a landmark bill that will allocate billions to our public lands making it the most consequential conservation legislation since Pres Theodore Roosevelt!

[Cory Gardner (Parody) @SenGardner]

Oh look another Congress where I'm irrelevant!

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Did I win?

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@StevenS60326966

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@Bl_Esser @JenaGriswold @kevincorke @coloradogov @jaredpolis @SenatorBennet

[Cory Gardner (Parody) @SenGardner]

@BuickJunky @SenSusanCollins @lisamurkowski @SenateGOP "When all likely U.S. voters are considered, the survey found 45 percent think Trump should nominate a replacement for Ginsburg’s seat, with 51 percent stating the winner of the presidential election should fill the vacancy."

You're not too bright, are you?

[Cory Gardner (Parody) @SenGardner]

@iamadiehardlib I agree!

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@truffleboeuf Tell that to @SenCoryGardner 😉

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@politicalnutcr1 @realDonaldTrump

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I get the feeling some people don't know what a parody is.

[Cory Gardner (Parody) @SenGardner]

@rebeccac0602 @senatemajldr @SenTomCotton @SenSusanCollins @SenMcSallyAZ @JohnCornyn @ThomTillis @SenJoniErnst @LindseyGrahamSC @CREWcrew @Jim_Jordan @ReallyAmerican1 @meidus lol you're looking for @SenCoryGardner

[Cory Gardner (Parody) @SenGardner]

I started this account with the intention of it being a high quality parody but it's basically just a dead shitposting account at this point

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@Yukongold1898 Cory Gardner, Cory Gardner, Cory Gardner, Cory Gardner, Cory Gardner

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@MtnRNMPH @SenCoryGardner @ulalaunch @SpaceForceDoD @NatReconOfc haha shiny rocket go brrr

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@SierraClub @CoryGardner I saw you tagged me. Don't worry. Ivanka Trump did it too.

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@1Gadgetgaga

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@maddogpac @bejoan5 @kenolin1

[Cory Gardner (Parody) @SenGardner]

Every few days a new account keeps spam tagging me and a bunch of other government officials in separate but identical tweets promoting some niche issue that I've never heard of.

I guess this is what it's like to be in Congress.

[Cory Gardner (Parody) @SenGardner]

@Hickenlooper @SenCoryGardner Notice me senpai

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@Telemule @AeroClayton @Hickenlooper @SenCoryGardner That's me!

[Cory Gardner (Parody) @SenGardner]

@SharonD22588349 @COFightsBack @SenCoryGardner @OutdoorsAct @realDonaldTrump True!