Jar Jar Binks

Junior Representative to the Galactic Senate. Veteran. Former Street Performer. Tweets from Jar Jar are signed -JJ

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Meesa never was very good at gift-giving. Meesa sorry @petridishes -JJ https://t.co/K8TBZlCN0k

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Thank you notes from the Twelve Days of Christmas, by @petridishes https://t.co/UpJWUm1EVP

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@RandPaul @tedcruz @HamillHimself I wish a colleague would say something this nice about me! Any chance there's a compliment left for me, @RandPaul ?

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@dick_nixon Ties are like ears--the longer the better.

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I remember this moment fondly https://t.co/ErWXV0tpm4

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Very concerning report from @GeorgetownCPT @harrisonsethdc @alvarombedoya and @lauramoy on DHS scanning American's faces at the airport. Is it accurate for Gungans? Congress must act. @SenMarkey @SenMikeLee https://t.co/H7GyBlG1RB

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Boss @realDonaldTrump is already uniting the international community, just like @LordPalpatine before him. On the right path! https://t.co/uAJN1dz69Y

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#WednesdayWisdom from my friend and former life-debt holder, #QuiGonJinn: "there's always a bigger fish." #PhantomMenace

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@davidghamilton1 This is true of the humans on #Naboo as well. Too hard to remove them from the planet, so they were just incorporated into the story of a young #Gungan from #OtohGunga. @BossNass

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@countBlazeD @nytimes @SenSanders If the @SenateGOP and @SenateMajLdr keep up the way they are, @realDonaldTrump isn't going to need emergency powers to destroy the Republic.

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@KyloR3n Yousa so sad allada time? -JJ

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@countBlazeD @nytimes @SenSanders Emergency powers are a complex, and necessary, function of any democracy. I hope Boss Trump uses them wisely!

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@countBlazeD @nytimes @SenSanders Meesa fought the evil trade federation to stop the blockade and bring peace back to Naboo! #FreeTrade for all! -JJ

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@nytimes The FAKE NEWS @nytimes is at it again! Did not record my NO vote on the #GOPTaxScam. Stood up for the fine people of Naboo and said "no bailouts to billionaires!" just like my colleague @SenSanders told me!

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@robertguest1 .@TheEconomist Especially since 10/20 of these countries have little polygamy (based on the unlabeled graphs) or no data is available. Your correlation is only at 50% at best; how can you claim causation?

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@robertguest1 What other factors--if any--are controlled for in this data? Poverty levels? Access to family planning? Seems irresponsible to make the suggestion that polygamy leads to violence without explaining or controlling those factors.

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@KamalaHarris Reminds me of wise words from my good friend #Watto: "How are you going to pay for all this?" #GOPTaxScam #Tatooine #PodRacing

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Just spoke withda great Gungans of Otoh Gunga about the #GOPTaxScam. Why no itemized deductions for fish and #Bongos? -JJ

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@BadFatherHan Anakin was such a good boy! Meesa hopes he speaks very good to Ben!

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@ezraklein Itsa treason, then! #GOPTaxScam

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@SenFeinstein @Leia_Organa says that rebellions are built on #hope. Not true of tax plans? #GOPTaxScam