Senior Developer

Overseeing your production

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boy @yoast has just followed the plight of so many other Wordpress plugins. It’s now a bloated, spam-riddled burden that’s becoming more difficult to use. And that always opens up the market share to another that simply addresses a need and solves it. Like Yoast used to.

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

@karpathy We can all put Senior Developers on our resume now?

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

@t3dotgg @ThePrimeagen I don’t like the way this woman yells

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

@housecor

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

Back in my day, the only Dockers we used were a clean pressed pair of slacks!

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

This is why I don’t use a github and I print out all of my code on paper in manila folders

#GitHubDown

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

@allenholub A senior does 100% of the work, fires the juniors, and then tells them to quit being lazy and go get a job

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

You code in Notepad. Back in my day we didn’t highlight our syntax.

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

@flaviocopes not even close

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

jQuery released a new version today. Slow down, fellas

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

@BatsouElef Someone who’s been out in the sun too long

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

Kids griping about React hooks. I just need a hook for my hat and my sweater.

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

@palmerj3 @mhartington Yesssssss let the hate flow through youuuuuuuu

[JSONP （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @palmerj3]

Any react-based repo bigger than a TODO list is virtually unreadable.

Want to add a new button? SIMPLE! Just add these 7 files and follow this repos flavor of functional programming. Also use the word context as much as possible.

Web is supposed to be easy and now it's just not

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

Do you prefer jQuery 1.1 or 1.7? Sometimes 1.7 is too intense.

#jQuery #javascript #reactjs #VueJS #HTML #CSS #webdev #FrontEndDevelopment

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

Why would you put so many things in between you and what you’re building?

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

webpack is a disaster!

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

@housecor Who put whatsit in the wheresit now?

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

Kids are out here building web packs and compiling build tools and waiting and waiting and fixing and waiting. Well, I’m old. I’m going to die soon. Notepad starts up just fine.

#HTML5 #webdevelopment #webpack #compile #python #php #reactjs #vuejs #vscode

[Senior Developer @SeniorDeveloper]

I got asked to present in front of a class of high schoolers on how to make a website. I created a .html file in Notepad. They all laughed at me.

#HTML #css #javascript #react #VueJS #angularjs #Python #PHP #Website #webdevelopment #Webdesign