StePhDen

(he/him) | #BlackLivesMatter | Only Taco Bell employee published for scientific research

[StePhDen @SenorEsteban]

My in-laws’ washing machine has a woke mode

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@eriiclindberg Agreed. I sincerely prefer Kyler’s eye test

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My gen z coworker didn’t know who Mr T was following his appearance in a Super Bowl ad. When we said the things he was in including “the A team” he thought we were talking about the Ed Sheeran song

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@eriiclindberg

[karan @905Kar]

The NBA is a funny league man. Imagine if Mo-Allie Cox’s agent started stirring the pot with NFL reporters to try and get him a trade.

[StePhDen @SenorEsteban]

@noahmoreparties @eriiclindberg

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Happy Drew Allar day to all who celebrate

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Drew Allar szn is upon us

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@GrodyJenner

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@eriiclindberg why did you have to say anything??

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter/X is removing the ability to Block people, according to Elon Musk.

[StePhDen @SenorEsteban]

@eriiclindberg I’ve been blocking promoted tweets without discretion for years. 10k was a big milestone, always on the grind though (PS sry for not texting you back but I don’t want to trade Josh Jacobs)

[StePhDen @SenorEsteban]

I wish my cat could understand my frustration with the wifi cutting out multiple times an hour but she has found a basket in the pantry instead

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Men really think it’s okay to live like this

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"So why do you want to go to grad school?"

The pretentious dad jokes, mostly.
"Mr. Koehler was my father. Please, call me Dr. Koehler"

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@eriiclindberg You listening to fantasy football podcasts while sending trade offers

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LinkedIn continues to hit the mark

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Pain

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Sean Clifford is back to dictate my happiness tonight and the rest of the fall, can’t wait!

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Drew Allar szn is upon us

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Sean Clifford is back to dictate my happiness tonight and the rest of the fall, can’t wait!

[StePhDen @SenorEsteban]

Sean Clifford is back to dictate my happiness tonight and the rest of the fall, can’t wait!

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

*when the villain in the movie has a PhD*

Viewers without a PhD: Ah, they are just saying he’s a smart villain. Makes sense.

Viewers with a PhD: Ah, grad school and academia drove him to madness. Makes sense.

[StePhDen @SenorEsteban]

Accidentally hit reply all to a department email don’t text

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@_MichaelManley Still probably requires 3-5 years of experience too

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“Go to grad school your job opportunities will be much better”

The job opportunities: