Sergeant Chill

I’m not doing this again

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

this may be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

[cowboy postbop @cowboy_postbop]

Brooklyn 99 is a workplace comedy; it’s about policing as much as The Office is about the paper industry

[BuffBoy 🦬 @skobuffss]

@Lazerus @4mir__

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

The tension and animosity between Russ and KD just can't be replicated unfortunately. It was a 1 of 1 situation.

[Epic Jimmy @Epic_Jimmy]

It's real

[Michael @mt_050]

you don’t think 37 year old Paul George will accept a $56M player option lmao???

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

A bride in New York wanted to reserve a presidential suite for the morning of her wedding in October, but it was reserved for the #Cardinals, who play the Giants that week.

She asked the team, not expecting it to go anywhere, but it got to owner Michael Bidwill.

Here’s how it unfolded… 👏👏👏

(via OliviaMarie256/TikTok)

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Great time for 50 to pile on Floyd again

[Sergeant Chill @SenorFox4Real]

Nice

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[Tyson ⚡️ @2PhuckedUp]

dude imagine trying to own someone by saying they haven't played sports and he replies with a video of him STRIKING OUT OHTANI 😭😭 I'm deleting everything and going off the grid

[Todd Van Steensel @toddvs35]

“Zero experience playing organised sports at a high level”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

"He always acted like he was smarter than us." - Front Office that just traded Jaylen Brown for 36 year old Paul George

[DEVAN. @ogblackmoses]

@Aneerinyourear Counting or not counting playoff games?

[Keith McMillan @D3Keith]

Philly traded a 29-year-old disgruntled and possibly misunderstood Brown in the prime of his career to New England, and Boston sent one right back.

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

The New York Jets have threatened to play football soon

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

“No longer pursue Lebron James after signing Tobias Harris” is one hell of a line bro

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[Sergeant Chill @SenorFox4Real]

Wait what the fuck

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.