Cooper the Cat

One eyed cat, investor, provocateur.

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My next bold prediction, 8 Billion miles driven on FSD by end of year 2025. Mark it down.

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I estimate $TSLA will announce that they have exceeded 3 billion miles driven on FSD at Q4 earnings. What's your guess?

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@FlaPanthers Luostarinen - wearing the black history jersey from 2023. I've been looking for years. Hook me up plz!
(I won the jersey auction back in the day, and would like a photo to mount it with)

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@DillonLoomis If Tesla wasn't confident with Optimus, why would they be building a monster of a factory in Texas?

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

This is insane. A New Jersey bill proposed (A3968) would require any driverless robotaxi to be equipped with cameras plus two additional distinct sensor types capable of detecting obstacles even if cameras fail (LiDAR, Radar). This bill wouldn’t allow Tesla to operate in the state since they use a camera-only approach.

The requirements from the bill are:
• 50,000 supervised miles with operators
• Triple-sensor hardware before any robotaxi goes fully driverless.

Sen. Andrew Zwicker: "At this point, I don't think the evidence is sufficient that a single sensor with software can handle situations that humans can."

What? Have these people seen anything Tesla is doing right now? This bill is absolutely ridiculous.

Link to oppose the bill is below.

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I heard Pat Verbeek has been desperately reading this book all week.

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@KJ_Lups @catsnratspod @NJL1888 @BigCeaz Most goalies have better puck handling than Bob ngl

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@MrBeast 1,458,231

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@tomwilsondagoat Why do you have a 3rd line center on your top line?

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@PTPJacob 100% worth it. Excellent value for what he provides.

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@surfranchvibes TSLA pice movement the week of deliveries is always pre-determined by institutions/big traders, can't convince me otherwise. They make a ton of money manipulating the market.

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How legendary would it be if Florida signed Skinner and won the cup the next two years in a row?
Loses against the cats in the final twice, and wins the cup with them twice!

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@farzyness The consumer version will be matte black only. Heard it here first.

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@jawsaholic I wouldn't even go 1 for 1 with Lundell, wpg would have to include more.

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Has anyone weighed the 18" steel wheels that come on the Tesla Model Y standard?

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@jawsaholic @bulletproofdres Both have potential, both young, both the right price?

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No more sitting on the sidelines, first Tesla purchase!

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Lundell to WPG.
Helle + 2026+27 1st Rd picks to FLA.

The only way you're dreaming of getting Lundell.

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To absolutely no one's surprise...

[Ashok Elluswamy @aelluswamy]

@elonmusk @kylaschwaberow Yup. In this case, the driver manually overrode self-driving by pressing the accelerator all the way to 100% of the accel pedal in this residential area. They reached a speed of 73 mph during the crash, and had the accelerator pressed even after the crash.

[Jameson Olive @JamesonCoop]

FYI, Florida's core (players locked up through at least 2029-30) only has 2 players that are older than 30 right now: Jones (31) and Marchand (38). Don't know where the "aging core" thing comes from when everyone is in their prime. The window to win Cup #3 is wide open.

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@SawyerMerritt Lol

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@EndWokeness