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@LeftOnRed161 Thank you for this clarification

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If my ex mother in law dies, is it in poor taste to ask where I send the piss?

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@msgentgooner69 I thought it was way older

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Someone please tell me im not losing my mind?
Pumped Up Kicks was released in 2011?

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Need boobs asap

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@disney how much for the grongu

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@coacoa990 The one on the right

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Gizzards y chicharrones

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@AngryPossum69 @c0ck_l3snar Sounds like he did

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@penandjen This is a fun thought experiment as to what those words mean

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@penandjen That's because men only look to what benefits them

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Having zero money also qualifies as having "fuck you" money

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@silentcynic Happy birthday!

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Oh shit, someone's gonna finally do it https://t.co/4WfqElKaiv

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@WalkingPariah Wocka wocka

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I'd like to hear Kermit's views on Iranian nuclear proliferation

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I love how whenever we get a new guy on the job, no one knows what to do with them so they put a caulking gun in their hands and turn them loose with zero instruction

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@lilsaltysweet I got a trip to an estate sale, a plate lunch, and a "why don't you go to my house and take a nap until I'm off work?", and it was glorious

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@punishedjules Yeah, but like...a whole ass jug?

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When you've lost Fab Morvan, what do you even have anymore?

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@ryan_casuso I guess I was at the intersection of outgrowing fruit rollups before the advent of fruit by the foot?

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Wu-Tang Wu-Tang

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I'll fuckin eat your fruit by the foot in front of you without unrolling it