Joe-Sephus

You lying, dog-faced pony soldier.

[Joe-Sephus @Sephus13]

@thepearsonified @tplohetski I’m gonna save this one. AR attacks. Never a white male, right?

[Joe-Sephus @Sephus13]

@VRWCTexanTwo @Rightanglenews Don’t give me that bullshit about suspected terrorism. Dude had an AR. If it’s not an entitled white kid come back at me in the comments.

[Joe-Sephus @Sephus13]

@bx_on_x Fuck you. You have no clue how you would actually react in a a time of trauma. Seriously fuck your own face.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

I’d like to thank all the 2nd Amendment loving patriots who are caravanning towards Chicago right now to defend the people against a Tyrannical Federal Government that has declared war on a U.S. city!! Thank you for putting aside the racism & white supremacy that has kept you from stepping up until now! Big Government Thugs wanna “tread on” the people! Now’s your time to stop them. Like you talk about.

[Joe-Sephus @Sephus13]

@elonmusk Racist MF’ers.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The magic of Major League doesn’t exist without Bob Uecker. His commentary was perfect and no other voice could have filled that role. A legendary commentator whose voice will be missed forever. Rest easy Bob.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Two billionaires are trying to take over our state government.

They’ve bought the Governor.
They’ve bought the Attorney General.
They’ve bought the State Senate.
Now they’re trying to buy the State House.

Texas is too big and too great to be sold to the highest bidder.

[Courtney Finnicum @courtney883]

Portillo’s cheeseburger gets slept on way too much for my liking. Easily one of their best menu items.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

The Texas State Board of Education adopted a new Bible-infused curriculum for elementary school students.

These new lessons elevate Christianity over the other major world religions.

This curriculum is unconstitutional, un-American, and deeply un-Christian.

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

Normally, I'd laugh at Aaron Rodgers playing poorly, but it probably means he'll just retire and become deputy secretary of Health and Human Services under RFK Jr.

[Joe-Sephus @Sephus13]

@PopesFFH Deebo or Quentin Johnson?

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We are not going back.

[CHGO Cubs @CHGO_Cubs]

PCA.

WHAT. AN. ENDING.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Will Smith didn't miss.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I love my black job 🖤

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Oh my god. You have to watch Chelsea Handler absolutely destroy JD Vance. This is BRUTAL!

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Eric Kripke says Marjorie Taylor Greene was the inspiration for Firecracker in #TheBoys S4

"You have these Trump spawn that are trying to outdo each other for how outrageous, sexualized, gun-toting and slavishly obedient they can be ... [and] with Homelander, he would start to create these spores that would grow into these other characters, and she’s a version of that"

(via @Variety)

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

This is literally the book of medicine. You see the author? Fauci wrote the medicine bible, and we let that knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, window-licking woman from Georgia berate and call him “Mr.” and “not a doctor” and that he “should be in prison.” It just ain’t right.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host convicted of 34 felonies appointed one third of the Supreme Court