Joseph S Blatter

Parody President of FIFA, world football's governing body.

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

Thanks Donald! You satisfied my every desire in my last visit, I made so many unusual requests! @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/L8iqwqWFXi

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"@SeppBlatterP: I love my time at @TrumpCollection! The staff handle my valuables with utmost care, I always come away greatly satisfied!

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

Looks like Santa is the one getting coal this year! #ChuckBlazer #fifacorruption #Russia2018 #Qatar2022

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

#FIFA has banned #ChuckBlazer from all football-related activity for life. Bribes and kickbacks are not acceptable.

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@rickygervais For those wondering; the #boknal dog-eating festival, starts on the 12th July. Believe me, it's as awful as you could imagine.

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@rickygervais #Boknal is revolting. Imagine taking a dog with its tail wagging, then throwing it a boiling drum and laughing at its cries?

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

"How did you get into @NASA?!" #georgewbush

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@shibesbot *strokes dog* Bitches say you're all bark and no bite!

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

Congratulations to #USWNT on winning the #FIFAWWC! Sorry I couldn't attend but I'm overseeing important work at #FIFA

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@Misokeiko @Change @rickygervais Another vile sadist sating their bloodlust. She represents one of the worst aspects of humanity.

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@DaftLimmy You're one of the vilest creatures on Twitter! Your tweets are generally repulsive, and remind me why I hate humanity. Thanks!

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@RickSantorum Yeah Ricky! America barely functioned before that date, it was like the stone age until Washington rode in on his Unicorn!

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@robdelaney Translation: A hand shandy listening to @joshgroban, while crying.

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

At #FIFA, we're so inspired this #4thofJuly! A glorious statue of me will be created, based on the Statue of Liberty!

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@GovMikeHuckabee I see you have moved into comedy, thanks for the laugh!

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@JebBush Be a #ProudAmerican this #4thofJuly! Make a corporation a person! Creationism over Darwinism! MORE GUNS!

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

Be a #ProudAmerican this #4thofJuly! Buy more Machine guns! Make a corporation a person! Creationism over Darwinism!

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@robdelaney I call BS here, Delaney. You are just gonna wank with a sparkler in the other hand! #4thofJuly

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@RandPaul If you think Americans have the right to health care, then you basically believe in slavery! #StandWithRand

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

I #StandWithRand! If you think Americans have the right to health care,then you basically believe in slavery! #FIFA

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@RickSantorum @NOMupdate Poor Ricky, the seething anger you must feel, knowing you are wholly impotent and can change nothing! #equality

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatterP]

@GovernorPerry @realDonaldTrump We need to protect the #USA from these undesirables! Perhaps a fortified wall around Trump Tower could work?