Paul Cooksey

We are, like Nebuchadnezzar, dethroned, bereft of reason, and eating grass like an ox.

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@johnredwood What 'better balanced news outlets' do you have in mind?

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@lucyjaynewhite1 That sounds really boring

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@TheBritLad British or English? Make your minds up.

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@Madz_Grant @edwest Or Mary Beard.

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@blaiklockBP All of them?

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@jackmrankin ?

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@TejSekhonUK Without planning permission though?

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@Councillorsuzie Our surf boarders?

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Salad AND mushy peas?

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@tomdyckhoff @bodleianlibs Slough would be Upton, between Eaton and Langley.

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@dbdegn @JamesMelville Not getting what?

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@TeamUnion_UK I doubt many British people have even heard of it.

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Morris dancers?

[Andrew Harrison @Nndroid]

“All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Sapphire, Silver & Steel…

“RUBY AND GRAPHITE HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED.”

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@LeeAndersonMP_ 'broken'

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@TrumpWarRoom Like in 'Genesis of the Daleks'?

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@chris59138786 @ScarredForLife2 Me too!

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

@preston_brooker Are they really trying to close it? Very popular comedy nights could potentially regenerate nightlife.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!

[Paul Cooksey @SeptimusCooksey]

Tasty! - "they grilled cllr Clewer over the controversial Westbury incinerator" https://t.co/mvGBk1VrHh