jaheira the high harper of baldur’s gate outside of the blushing mermaid: *lighting a cigarette* “when i was dealing with the first bhaal spawn crisis you werent even born isnt that weird”
me, so drunk i cant stand straight: “can yuo put that out on me”
these campaign donation messages r getting out of hand bruh like i know the cult of the absolute is bad and we can’t let gortash become archduke but what’s my 15 gold gonna do?? 💀