Sera Devcich

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

How many jokes about embalming is too many?

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

@Tim_Batt We used to collect shiney trash and cello tape it to my younger siblings jackets and make them dance under the magpie tree, did they dive them alot? Yes, did my siblings die? No.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

@daihenwood This happened to me on a date once I went to jump on a *stone* and disappeared. My date had to knock on a stranger's door to ask to use their hose, he hosed thick swamp mud off me then He made me sit on newspapers to drive me home. Really ruined the picnic.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

My nana cuts the faces of her granddaughters ex's out of photos, we have a family photo with four headless male bodies in it.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

@AngellaDravid @_snozzberry_ @dairymanNZ I guess I'm just more open minded than you. Live, laugh, hot kiwi fruit up the ass.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

@TheSonyPony1 @_snozzberry_ Just the fruit and I stand by the choice.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

@AngellaDravid @_snozzberry_ @Ahhmandah The important thing is you've heard of it!

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

Are other people microwaving their pumpkin for soup? @_snozzberry_ @Ahhmandah are being real dicks about it.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

@_snozzberry_ So some chicken lost its life to not even be given the dignity of a fruit up its ass? Wow

[Daniel John Smith @djsmithereens]

Tickets selling fast for tomorrow's show, don't miss t on seeing some sweet sweet comedy https://t.co/VGlMtJgDR7

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

My 3 year old wore a pink top for anti bullying and then today at park totally unprompted said "hello poo poo" to another child. Hypocrite.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

Another school cross country another completely unnecessary xray for my daughter before the big race.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

Went to my friends house as a kid and they had mini sausages IN the can of baked beans, I thought it was the wealthiest fanciest shit I'd ever seen. Wanted to grow up and have the sausages in the can money. I know what that sounds like, gtfo

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

I back onto a golf course and can confirm men can be VERY fragile.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

My 3 year old keeps asking "can I please have a summer holiday" then standing there looking at me expectantly.

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

@dlcorreos Fuck you were slippery

[Re: News @renews_nz]

“The kids are going to be like ‘oh my god I had no idea your mother was Nigella,’ and she’s gonna be like ‘no it’s better, she’s Sera Devcich.’”

Watch comedian lovingly butcher Dancing Queen Cupcakes for her daughter’s shared lunch.

https://t.co/BhjuaQhLTF

[Kelly 🌸 @kellableeping]

AKL Week 1 picks: @SeraDevcich, @mariawilliamz, @liv_mckenzie_ with @edamoned, and Courtney & Heta Dawson (who I don’t think are on Twitter) - genuine fire the lot of ‘em!!

[Sera Devcich @SeraDevcich]

This is somebody recording me side of stage while I'm doing a bit of my show at the Wellington gala. You should come to my comedy fest show. Auck 5th-8th welly 11th-15th @NZComedyFest