C. Dinan

Mother, artist, writer, musician, songwriter, craftsperson, teacher, and in my spare time rocket scientist and brain surgeon

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

A Beautiful pas de douche! #TDS https://t.co/9cnI6pwkZY

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@AppStore @tomhanks Make one for android too!

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@SherylCrow Cool! Could I get chords too?

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Funny s$@t my son, Keith says department: "Do you suppose there's a Celtic band called Bangers and Mash?"

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Support The Student Loan Fairness Act (H.R. 1330)! http://t.co/1Fe3W0Rtrz @signon

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In a bit of a funk; will blame hormones. At that age, er, another of those ages. Hell, it's ALWAYS about hormones!

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Just told that the Bollywood song I sing on Neil's Puppet Dreams is on iTunes! All your bovine dreams will come true: http://t.co/D2WTtQc6

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@ActuallyNPH awesome! Love it!

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chanced upon melody while playing guitar; sounded familiar. Research showed it was 2 Sheena Easton songs! Self-plagiarism, hmmm

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Too tired to ...

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Never invite a Seventh Day Adventist into your home. That way they can't use their powers on you..... Wait, is that SDAs or vampires?

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If doping were allowed, nay REQUIRED, how many of us would say "F the cancer, I'm going to ride a bike, uphill, in the rain, in winter."

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@ColinJamesMusic downloaded all of National Steel. Really love Fixin' to die. can build you killer custom cigar box guitar. Just say word.

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FedEx, just a crazy idea...
airplanes

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Once again FedEx keeps me informed of my package's slow 3-day trek from Ft. Myers to Orlando. The tortoise must be EXHAUSTED.

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@alyankovic teenage you! Can I get his number?

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Grateful for 3 things:
1. Can pick up dropped soap unmolested
2. Can still bend to pick up soap
3. I have soap

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If you try something and fail, later on it can be a funny story. If you go through life cowardly, that never makes for a funny story.

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I'd rather look back on my life and regret some of the things I tried than regret the things I didn't do.

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I'm helping to throw a party in three weeks. It'll be off the hook.