Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire

Hell is a real place and I am here. Thanks for the free salt.

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

Aight so I just finished rereading 1984. Turns out 2 + 2 does apparently equal 5. I mean I don't believe it bu-

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@CDisillusion NETGEAR49

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

Damn right.

[sock @wormskcals]

Next one of you fat fucking double chinned fuckwads asks me about politics and gets upset over my opinions,if you cant handle it,dont fucking ask.

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

They can no longer claim to be peaceful.

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@ComradeDoyIe My PC is the most condemning, between 8 and 14 hours a day on my days off. I'd send a screencap but Win10 doesn't track screentime and I don't feel like downloading a program to do it. Phone's at like 6 hours daily though

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@u_m_a_m_i This sounds like an actually good plot lol. Run with it

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

Study: Up To 95 Percent Of 2020 U.S. Riots Linked To Black Lives Matter https://t.co/86kSMRRqKJ

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@LEBassett

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@UnbiasedKatie yes thank you for politicizing an otherwise interesting plot that might have gotten me interested in an author I wasn't impressed with.

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@UnbiasedKatie Gonna hit ya with the "no u" there

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@UnbiasedKatie Adolf Hitler mean anything to you?

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@FeministsAT @UnbiasedKatie Gonna have to go with "yes" for that one.

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@THeroesSocial @UnbiasedKatie @realDonaldTrump Its not censorship if the platform is insecure. It's protection of Americans.

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

Congratulations. You insulted some idiot kid online. I'm sure mom is *real fucking proud now.*

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

#thankapoliceofficerday

Thanks, all those attempting to stop crime in an age where even that is a partisan issue. (ACAB "people" can suck my unwashed nuts)

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

Saving this for later. Thanks lads.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Escape velocities for a 🚀 launch in the Solar system (in km/s):

Sun 618.03
Mercury 4.25
Venus 10.36
Earth 11.17
Moon 2.38
Mars 5.02
Jupiter 59.54
Saturn 35.46
Uranus 21.28
Neptune 23.44
Pluto 1.21

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@rezaaslan You can try.

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

If your most recently used emoji isn’t 😂 then you’re not secreting enough serotonin.

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@ComradeDoyIe Do it.

[Sergeant Fatts, Salt Collector Extraordinaire @SergeantFatts]

@EeDiva_ @ComradeDoyIe And?