Sérgio Sousa

[João Cotrim Figueiredo @jcf_liberal]

Peço um minuto do vosso tempo. Vamos aos factos e pensemos no futuro do país!

[Sérgio Sousa @SergioSousa99]

@Jordi_Ferron Cosas buenas: es humo y se viene el tapado jajajaj

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you’re lending billions with cheese as collateral?”

“Not cheese. Parmesan. Parmigiano-Reggiano to be precise.“

“So, you finance this by packaging the Parmesan loans into Parmesan CDO A, which has part of Parmesan CDO B and both get put into Parmesan CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by wheels of Parmesan. Minimum age of 12 months. Some are 24 months. 36 months. 48 month. Hell, up to 120 months. Delicious. Millions of wheels. But Parmesan CDO C is a synthetic Parmesan CDO. A CDO of Parmesan CDOs. Parmesan Squared if you will.”

“What if it gets too hot in the summer and the wheels of Parmesan melt?”

“We’ll sell Parmesan credit default swaps.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for Parmesan-backed sythentic loan and CDS products than actual edible real-life Parmesan that I can grate on top of my homemade spaghetti bolognese tonight?”

“At least 10,000x.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10 million in Parmesan wheels. How much money could be out there betting on your synthetic Parmesan financial products?”

“Probably $100 billion.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[Sérgio Sousa @SergioSousa99]

@RotemRMCF Him.

[Sérgio Sousa @SergioSousa99]

@BlxckNews Si vas por ahí, Uruguay y Francia tienen mas história en los mundiales que España. So what?

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

Si España gana su segunda Copa del Mundo el próximo domingo sortearé MIL QUINIENTOS DÓLARES (1500$) entre todos los seguidores que hagan RT.

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

Giveaway time 👀

RT for your chance to win a signed mini helmet from @KadynProctor1!

[maría ⭐️⭐️ @afcblaugrana]

el vestuario del madrid literalmente matándose entre ellos
el del barça:

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

"cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me helping the intern with their vlookup

[Jon Wu @jonwu_]

It seems unintuitive that a small 25 basis point interest rate hike in Japan would spike all risk assets, including tonight's -20% $ETH candle.

But you need to understand the way the carry trade works:

It's a leveraged unwinding.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

how i feel when the balance sheet balances

[Carlos Alberto Haro @h1sort]

Data An accountant
Scientists with excel

[Sérgio Sousa @SergioSousa99]

@DGTes Buenos dias, existe forma de contactaros desde fuera de España? He intentado usar el número telefónico del website sin suceso (soy extranjero sin NIE)

[Sérgio Sousa @SergioSousa99]

@Dolphins_ESP 🇵🇹🇵🇹

[🐌 @Wheeema]

when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

[Sérgio Sousa @SergioSousa99]

@Dolphins_ESP Lisboa 🇵🇹🐬