Shayne

all vodka and no blood, all smoke and no oxygen

[Nico B. Valderrama @nbvneverquits]

Bakit puro puna kaysa papuri sa gobyerno?

Kapag bumili ka ba ng ref, tinatawagan mo ang manufacturer para purihin sila tuwing gumagana yung ref? Natural, aalma ka lang kapag hindi gumana yung ref na binayaran mo.

Ganun din sa gobyerno, bayad sila so kailangan nila umaksyon.

[Joshua C. Agar @JoshuaCAgar]

The incoming NEDA secretary writing in his book that the Marcos dictatorship was not the golden era.

E-copy of the book:
https://t.co/NZV9DHi4u5

[Frank OSHA @blucu]

“What is that? Velvet?”

[Satan @s8n]

Me : *complains it’s too hot*

Also me : *wears all black*

[Satan @s8n]

summoning circle, hope this works

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🕯 Happiness 🕯

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[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

How do you deal with liars?

[Satan @s8n]

God has the most toxic fanbase of all

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

If someone in your life doesn’t support your dreams or believes in you, remove them immediately and watch new energy come your way ✨ Hitting the reset button is important sometimes...

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

It doesn’t matter if I sleep 2 hours or 13 hours I will still be tired the next day

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

LOVE THIS

[Jimmy (not one of those) Rothschild(s) @Pale_0ntologist]

if i was new and you told me that theres a superhero who's blind and uses echolocation to fight and one who's an adrenaline junkie who flies around using gadgets and that one is called batman and one is called daredevil i would punch you in the face if i found out which was which

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

28 Inexpensive Beauty Products You'll Wish You'd Known About Sooner https://t.co/PzMz98WVFE

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Psst. A little teaser poster.

[Shayne @Serial_Kitten]

💔💔💔

[Metal Injection @metalinjection]

Metalocalypse Director Jon Schnepp Has Passed Away https://t.co/R0XKMhXrgI

[Goodreads @goodreads]

What do you use as a bookmark?

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

I’m a firm believer that happiness makes people prettier. It’s a noticeable glow