Serph

Guitarist and Vocalist of my band All Things Considered. Proving that in the right hands any character in Smash Ultimate can be low tier.

[Serph @Serphnturf]

Blind mafia guy: I didn't see nothing.

[Serph @Serphnturf]

Not to post supid daily games but holy shit this run I did on kindahardgolf was insane!

[Serph @Serphnturf]

It all makes sense now. The reason we haven't heard of a new smash game is cause we need fire emblem fortunes weave to drop so they can add a new fire emblem character for everyone to complain about.

[Serph @Serphnturf]

Writing this to the void but its a bit soul crushing that I have to stay so focused on work and searching for ways to climb more that I feel I'm losing touch of my passion. It's like I can't be creative anymore and don't know how to get it back.

[Serph @Serphnturf]

I don't get the idea of Sony aiming to get rid if physical games like there's not many exclusives to Sony to make having a PS5 worth it as it. At that point might as well just play on PC and have more storefront options and can mod games without having to mod the system

[Serph @Serphnturf]

I can't believe the reason I was given for being passed up for a promotion is management saying I'm too ambitious and that I can leave at any time because I aim to climb higher. Bro what?

[Serph @Serphnturf]

*Guy who's really into lions*
"Man I'm so excited for pride month"

[Serph @Serphnturf]

Set up melee and slippi on my of and trying to play melee again after all these years has me like how the hell did I play this as a kid? Getting used to no buffer and not being able to change my controls gonna hurt.

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

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[Serph @Serphnturf]

Frieren watchers who think the demons are a metaphor for minority groups/POC be like

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

Hitler wearing a custom-made kimono gifted to him by the Japanese ambassador to mark the diplomatic alignment between Nazi Germany and Japan (1936)

[Serph @Serphnturf]

I can see why some people have a hard time vod reviewing cause every time I watch my gameplay back even when I feel like I'm playing good at the time all I can think is "what the hell am I doing this is so bad" almost everytime

[Serph @Serphnturf]

Not gonna lie after sitting on it and re reading the ending to Chainsaw Man I've gone from bittersweet to wow that ending is trash. My goat is washed

[Serph @Serphnturf]

Wild realizing Steve gold tools give him faster frame data for as long as he has it but Shulk speed art can't give him faster frame data for the 8 seconds it's active

[Serph @Serphnturf]

Not gonna lie. I played Trackblazer scenario last night and why is everyone saying its hell again?

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

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[Serph @Serphnturf]

Had to order delivery for the first time cause I'm too sick to pick something up and can't stand long enough to make something and holy shit the pricing for this is such a scam.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Your life is an all-time justification of post-birth abortion.

Thanks for the invitation to criticize you and your fellow administration of Pedophile Rapists. What a sorry excuse for a father, husband, vice-president, Human, and Mammal.

Suck this country's collective dick.

[Serph @Serphnturf]

Let's go! Uma Musume bracket!

[GENESIS X4 @Genesis_Smash]

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[Serph @Serphnturf]

*Logs onto matchbox*
Kazuya, kazuya, aegis, sonic
*logs off matchbox*

[Serph @Serphnturf]

Ethical BDSM be like "collars are bad for your neck let's get a body harness"