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I serve others, and bitch about them accordingly. Don't forget who wears the apron in this relationship. #serverproblems

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@jenni_darlin I actually have this on my Tinder profile as a pet peeve.

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What menu words at your restaurant does the customer always pronounce wrong? #serverproblems

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I actually had a woman upset with me that she couldn’t order off of the ‘online menu’ which was a picture of an old menu she found on yelp. #serverproblems

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One month until V-Day. Or amateur night as I call it. #serverproblems

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I swear groups of women compete to eat less than the other one. I’ll have a baked potato. I’ll have a salad. I just have a bite of her salad.... EAT. You’re in a restaurant. #serverproblems

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Mother’s Day was the worst. Don’t take your mom out and be an asshole. #ServerProblems

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One of my biggest pet peeves. https://t.co/zbz5ZdZnh3

[Cap'n Morgan @Morgan_Saylor]

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‘A shot of crown and seven up in a seperate glass with three ice cubes and an empty glass on the side.’ #ServerProblems #actualdrinkorder

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Seriously, fuck you and your coupons. #ServerProblems

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Fuck your coupons #ServerProblems

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*answers 6 questions about special that I JUST answered 100% of in my greet but you didn't listen* #serverproblems

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@officialscudder Same

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Why do people keep asking if we have sides of corn. Who orders that? #serverproblems

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Well Valentine's Day was awful. #amateurnight #serverproblems

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If you're the person that says 'we're never coming back' chances are 100% that we give zero fucks & you're an asshole #serverproblems

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'I'll take a glass of ice on the rocks.' #serverproblems

[baechel @rachelgangel]

Manager: Maybe I should cut Rachel, she's the opener.
Inner manager: Have the hosts seat her again then tell her she's cut.
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NO. You cannot buy raw steaks to take home. Go to the grocery store. #serverproblems

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I'm not holding onto the $2 bill you left me. Give that to your grandkids instead. #serverproblems

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If you can afford to eat here then you can afford a babysitter. Leave your dirty kids at home. #serverproblems