Last time I experienced happiness was over 10 years ago when airlines still gave you a free toffee to pop your ears. Haven't felt cared for like that since. Also napkins are great and I love using them!
@deplatformme dye your hair! if you do this, and there's any hair dye to clean up, you can use a napkin! fun new hair colour and a good excuse to use a napkin, I don't see any drawbacks.