Serving Punt

If you’re reading this then you’re a fucking loser

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

@StokeyyG2 Pickford shouting like a single mum in a council flat

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When they pronounce Messi’s first name that way…

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Never let USA host again

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

FIFA to break football's laws by having half-time break at World Cup final of up to 30mins to accommodate glitzy Super Bowl-style show.
ITV will cover half-time show in full and BBC expected to do so too. https://t.co/Ri0jKslpR1

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

@PBawn57105 @AndrewGold_ok Read my mind

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@AndrewGold_ok Legit thought that meant he was a former dick transporter

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I’ve never seen the same blind person twice

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Plenty of time to calm down on the way

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: The 28-year-old man arrested in Rotherham is believed to have driven nearly 300 miles to Ann Widdecombe’s Dartmoor home carrying a "wooden stick" on the morning of her death

[@TheSun]

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

Tell them they have to sit through another Ed Sheeran gig if they lose #england #norway #worldcup

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Leg Fried Rice goes off #england #norway #worldcup

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

You don’t need somebody to look like you for you to admire them, empathise with them or be inspired by them

[Variety @Variety]

Dwayne Johnson says he lacked cultural representation in the media growing up: "'Indiana Jones' inspired me. When I was 8 years old watching Harrison Ford, I was like, 'I want to be that guy,' but that guy didn't look like me."

https://t.co/qqwbSokU1T

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

The suspect hasn’t magically changed race

Big updates in this case then

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Police believe Ann Widdecombe was attacked in her home at around 12:30pm on Wednesday

The suspect is still believed to be a white male

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

@Emma_A_Webb @GSpellchecker @socialistworker Surely incitement to violence - by their own standards?

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I guess that anecdote about one interaction proves your point

[Rincón de Wally @RinconDeWally]

Un noruego y un brasileño comunicándose en español... pero el idioma "universal" supuestamente es el inglés. �

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

Having the USA host the World Cup is like having Afghanistan host Miss World

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Here's what I'm not interested in - Belgium crying they have to play us with a full roster. They really want to play us without one of our best players. Wow, what great sportsmanship. I get it if others are pissed, but Belgium thinking it's unfair to play our whole team is weak.

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

Bellingham starts for England

#Mexico #england #worldcup2026

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People have real jobs mate

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Any England fan who doesn’t stay up to watch the England game live tonight, is not an actual fan and should be banned from ever posting about football again.

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

Can’t believe England are having to play here

#mexico #england #worldcup2026

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61 years old and hadn’t heard of Cape Verde

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I’d never heard of Cape Verde before this World Cup, now I will never forget them. Congrats to the whole squad, and especially the 40yr-old goalkeeper @vozinhapr whose heroics earned him 20m followers on Instagram. Fabulous story. 👏👏

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

So it’s okay to not want a group of people near you if their ideology isn’t the same as yours?

Got it

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Stand Up To Racism's Oxford branch have launched a petition asking that illegal migrants not be housed near them

They claim it would only attract far right protestors to their area

[Serving Punt @ServingPunt]

Her CV has her name as “Ronald McDonald” now

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 PICTURED: Rachel Reeves works a shift at McDonald's