Selina Serna

I only use this thing every time the planets align. Enjoy my smartass-ery while it lasts

[Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd]

I hate it when people use "LGBTQ" instead of "LGBT," cuz I always misread it as "LGBBQ" and then get disappointed there's no gay barbecue

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

They want us talking, they want us fearing, they want us arguing, but most of all they want us hating...hating each other and them. Use Love

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

My baby had a baby and I don't know what to do with my life!! 😦😙😄😓😨😄😄😄

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

@dang_des That's how The Man wins Des 😣😣😣

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

What do you mean begin to believe....... #shitsbeengoingonforyears!!!!! https://t.co/19VefRfKPs

[side table drawer. @dang_des]

If cavs win both at home I'll begin to believe the NBA is rigged. Cavs aren't good enough to take this to 7 games in my opinion.

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

Made the mistake of laying down before I took a shower. I don't wanna move for another 300 years....

[Danny @Dan_Bergstein]

I understand the gorilla issue is a serious one, but I can't stop thinking about a possible (vengeful) Ghost Gorilla who haunts the zoo.

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

I have a plank challenge saved on my phone that I've been meaning to start. But I can't bring myself to start it because I hate planking 😤😷😵

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

Ugh I want all of these..... stahp @JeffreeStar....you're gonna bankrupt me!! https://t.co/wnmZZkytxJ

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

Aaaaaaannndddd eliminated on the very first round of the very first @Qriket Live. Ain't that the way it goes......

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

Welp...my morning coffee has triggered my morning bathroom break....and I'm alone at work for 3 more hours. And it's getting busy. FML... 😵💩

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

Wait Wait wait...you're telling me there's a movie with @AnnaKendrick47, @evilhag, AND @ZacEfron. A movie with ALL of my fantasy spouses??😱😍

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

At what point in the work day are you allowed to just lay on the floor and do a Tina Belcher groan? Is it now? I'm leaning towards now

[Selina Serna @Sese2010]

I'm so happy that Androgyny is coming back, but please @JeffreeStar I need Doll Parts and Masochistic too!! 😢😢😢