SethBio

German / English / Beer / Whiskey / Anime and Manga / Gaming / Sometimes Streamer / Speedrun enthusiast / Symphogear / D4DJ / Macross / Idols

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

We have updated the details of reimbursement for trainers who had planned to attend 7th EVENT WORLD TOUR: THE STAGE in LOS ANGELES. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Please see our announcement:
https://t.co/F42xrLWx2i

#Umamusume

[scalizo @ vgen @scalizo_art]

OH MY GOD CYGAMES THAT IS AN INSANE AMOUNT OF GOODWILL

WHAT A GENEROUS GESTURE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[SethBio @SethBio]

@ChibiReviews The fact that the processing time is as long as it is means the system is flawed to begin with. I am Not saying there doesn't need to be a screenings, but it taking longer than 12 months is ridiculius. and offering a Premium for 3k is capitalism at it's best.

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

Dumbledore: HARRY! HARRY! HARRY! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SITTING AT THE SLYTHERIN TABLE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN GRYFFINDOR!

Harry: Well, somehow they kicked me out because I have a problem. They said I'm an enemy magnet, so Dracaena invited me to Slytherin, and here I am.

Dumbledore: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?! RON?! HERMIONE?! GINNY?! DEAN?! NEVILLE?! WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE?!

Harry: Sir, please calm down. Everyone said I bring too much trouble to Gryffindor.

Dumbledore: CALM DOWN?! HARRY, YOU'VE SAVED THIS FUCKING SCHOOL MORE TIMES THAN I'VE HAD LUNCH! YOU'VE FOUGHT TROLLS, BASILISKS, DEATH EATERS, AND A FUCKING DARK LORD! AND NOW YOUR OWN HOUSE KICKS YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ENEMY MAGNET?!

Harry: Technically, sir, they're not wrong.

Dumbledore: THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Harry: Well, Dracaena said Slytherin would welcome me. She even saved me a seat.

Dumbledore: ...

Dumbledore: SNAPE! YOU GREASY-HAIRED BASTARD! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING PLAN, ISN'T IT?! YOU FINALLY STOLE MY BOY!

Snape: Albus, I assure you that I had absolutely nothing to do with—

Dumbledore: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SEVERUS! I'M HAVING A FUCKING CRISIS!

Harry: Dracaena also gave me chocolate.

Dumbledore: SHE GAVE YOU CHOCOLATE?!

Harry: Yes, sir.

Dumbledore: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! GRYFFINDOR THREW AWAY THE BOY WHO LIVED, AND SLYTHERIN GOT HIM WITH ONE FUCKING SEAT AND A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE?!

Harry: She also said she wanted me to feel welcome.

Dumbledore: 107363922563828363 FUCKTILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!

Harry: Sir, that's my new house!

Dumbledore: I KNOW, HARRY! THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING CRYING!

Harry: Dracaena is waving at me.

Dumbledore: DON'T YOU DARE WAVE BACK!

Harry: Too late.

Dumbledore: HARRY JAMES POTTER, YOU TRAITOROUS LITTLE SHIT!

Harry: What? She's my friend.

Dumbledore: FRIEND?! SHE HASN'T EVEN HAD TO FIGHT VOLDEMORT FOR YOU YET, AND SHE'S ALREADY TREATING YOU BETTER THAN YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE!

Snape: Perhaps Slytherin has finally demonstrated some admirable qualities.

Dumbledore: SEVERUS, I SWEAR TO MERLIN, IF YOU SMIRK ONE MORE TIME, I'LL STUFF YOUR ENTIRE HEAD INTO THE HOUSE CUP!

Harry: So, can I stay in Slytherin?

Dumbledore: YES, YOU LITTLE SHIT! STAY THERE! ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE! ENJOY YOUR FUCKING PRINCESS! ENJOY YOUR NEW HOUSE!

Harry: Thanks, Professor!

Dumbledore: AND ANOTHER 107363922563828363 FUCKTILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!

Harry: WHY?!

Dumbledore: BECAUSE GRYFFINDOR HAS OFFICIALLY LOST THE PLOT, SNAPE IS SMUG, AND I'M GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF THIS FUCKING SEMESTER FIGURING OUT WHICH OF MY STUDENTS NEEDS TO BE HIT WITH A CHAIR!

[RossRadio @cqcqcqdx]

"What are you doing?" - "Oh just playing a Switch game."

[TheAcroCant @acro35452]

golshi: won 1st takarazuka, won 2nd takarazuka, got 14th in arc, threw 3rd takarazuka

tabaru: won 1st takarazuka, won 2nd takarazuka, got 14th in arc…

meisho tabaru. you havethe opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing.

[すえきち @gomikasumove]

クソおもろいから見て欲しい

[U1 @uwan_01]

I understand her completely. He is casting a very powerful incubus spell, not many can withstand.

[Fiora @FioraAeterna]

i've spent the last year and a half working on retranslating and remastering my favorite game of all time.
so while i don't really use twitter anymore, i'd like to share it with everyone here.
please, play the game that changed my life. thank you.

https://t.co/qQ63H8EOqM

[zzeif @rememertofocus]

ngl, this is the best patch I have ever seen someone make for a game WHAT IS THIS
this project completely surpassed my expectations
LITERALLY THE PATCH WORKS FOR EVERY VERSION, INCLUDING JP AND EU? I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
I can only say thank you.

PLAY AR TONELICO

[Otaku Gamer ✍️ @Otaku_Outcast]

Everyone should play TitS

[LiSA @LiSA_OLiVE]

Düsseldorf-----!!!🚚🇩🇪
Heute möchte ich euch von ganzem Herzen Danke sagen!
Ich bin so glücklich, euch getroffen zu haben.

Danke, dass ihr einen meiner größten Träume wahr gemacht habt – endlich in Deutschland ein Konzert zu geben.

Es war eine wunderschöne Nacht!
Ich komme ganz bestimmt wieder zu euch. ❤️🇩🇪

Bis zum nächsten Mal!

Next stop‥PARIS🇫🇷

#LiSA_EUROPEandUKtour
🇫🇷20 Sep: Zénith Paris – La Villette – Paris, France
🇬🇧22 Sep: Troxy – London, United Kingdom

[LiSA @LiSA_OLiVE]

🇩🇪
#LiSA_EUROPEandUKtour

[SethBio @SethBio]

@Xur_for_Waifu As a german, I can proudly say I know that it means Küchenschrank. But that's because I played with a swiss-german talking dude counterstrike for over 5 years, and that is about the only word he taught me.

[SethBio @SethBio]

@cuteonlyvibes

[戦姫絶唱シンフォギア @SYMPHOGEAR]

𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙙𝙖𝙮
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
本日9月13日は、
立花 響のお誕生日です🧡
響ハッピーバースデー🙌💥

#symphogear
#ハッピーバースデー響

[Kars @KaroshiMyriad]

Hololive production announce TV anime "Odeholo" featuring hololive talents.

Animated by Studio KAI, the project has been approximately five years in the making. More information will be announced on September 23.

https://t.co/me8pz4rjwt
#hololiveNext #おでホロ #Odeholo

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

[AUTOMATON WEST @AUTOMATON_ENG]

Defunct Macross rhythm game Uta Macross is being revived as an offline, one-time purchase game, coming to Steam and mobile
https://t.co/wEVDgKhgj1