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CSIRT, PSIRT, CVSS (Rec'd @wendynather's pardon, 2021), & Threat Intel; 2e Dungeon Master in a 5e world; Oxford commas; I’m @[email protected]

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First uninterrupted 5k in ... years
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#dfirfit

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@sherrod_im @michaeldexter Infosec seems to have descended on Mastodon and it’s really pretty great, even considering our propensity for drama. What I’m really concerned about losing acces to: journalists, historians, doctors, and all the other collectively intelligence that Twitter brought.

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@swagitda_ MVP is done, can we get some funding?

#!/bin/sh
echo “Yup��

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@ProfessorLNS Yeah, this place is a trash fire

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@jakepagedraws We could probably retcon Gremlins

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Twitter literally replaced individually sourcing news and intelligence for so many, personally and professionally. #OneTeam you made *the* community for information security discussion.I made friends and connected with so many experts. So long, and thanks for all the fish! 🫡

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@troisgalopins The latter bc it sounds like “dectaseptagenarian”, which is Latin for 700yo or something

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

I hope all the people at @twitter remember they built an absolutely great thing that helped hundreds of millions of people. Nothing can take that accomplishment away. No one can undo all the help you’ve already provided for so many years. It’s done. You improved my life.

[Rachel Hope Cleves @RachelCleves]

#twitterstorians we need one thread where everyone who has set up a Mastodon account can share their handles.
You can find me at @[email protected]
Please post your handles below!

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@gumnos @mwlauthor Oooh, I would migrate to a Mastodon like that. Would you call it https://t.co/YJ00subbR9?

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@mwlauthor No footnote? Surely, you jest.

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@taladrane Zombie: if regressions are a concern
Vampire: if processes suck the life out of your team
Frankenstein’s monster: if security is cobbled together
Grogu: if you’re trying to SE your way to the snacks after the all-hands is done

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@MattMartinGFT I'm thankful for the impact that he had on your life, the shared passions, and friendship. Very sorry to hear that he's passed, Matt.

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@DefensiveDepth Certainly not Hulu, whose approach is "I just watched 4 seasons of Show X. Season 5 of Show X won't feature prominently the day it's released. Would you like to see 17 unrelated shows instead?" Same of course being true for "I just watched eps 1-3; where is the show the next day?

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@notshenetworks This is one I've seen make the rounds: https://t.co/LKiNziRHch

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@chrissanders88 When I was at Cisco, they had Internet-in-a-truck they would deploy during events like midwestern floods, SE Asia tsunamis, etc. I bet you could roll up after a SolarWinds with food and bring joy to SOCs nationwide. “Cyber chefs who know CyberChef” or something

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

I got a PR pitch today from some "expert" on "quiet quitting." Screw everything about that; this thread is about my preference, Loud Quitting.

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@chrissanders88 Wouldn’t cut us down, I hope. 😁We’d just spend our time working on the bespoke application & systems detections in the backlog instead.

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@jschauma Yeah but.. he missed out on that time with his wife & son, and all the memories of their time with family 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@michaeldexter I think you’re looking for @dlgwynne