Beeep boop

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Filmmakers are modern day magicians

[C:\CHISEI\⭐️ @balisonqs]

THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE 😭😭

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

classic leftist woke mob trying to lie to you, personally, I'm an aluminum foil #truther

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

Boy oh boy I sure do hope Smash Bros skill correlates with real-life skills because I’m kinda all-in.

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

where do mascots get the nerve??? makes me sick

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

breh

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Iowa Senate passed a child labor law before dawn today.

The bill lets 14-year-olds work 6-hour night shifts, 15-year-olds work on assembly lines, and 16- and 17-year-olds serve alcohol.

The Senate went through the night, and voted on child labor at 4:52 a.m.

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

teen shot after accidentally ringing the wrong doorbell, a gal shot accidentally pulling into the wrong driveway, some cheerleaders shot accidentally getting into the wrong car

damn, people gotta cool it a bit

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

greta van fleet is just chatgpt3 led zepplin

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

@Swicky92 the law just happens to be really stupid

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

A singular episode of normal people makes me wanna call every ex I've ever had, how tf am i supposed to watch a whole season of this???

[lauren badillo milici @motelsiren]

today i found out that dana carvey was dressed like this when the entire cast and crew learned that two planes hit the twin towers

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

doc thinks I have a fatty 🥰

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

at the airport, farting up a storm

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

Family Guy. Get that garbage outta there.

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

@GarthWatson9 the best bone broth

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

one day I'll become a good broth

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

I was walking along a path with a Buddhist monk and we passed by a Smash Bros player on the side of the road. The monk turned to me and asked, "Do you think he stinks?" "Yes, of course," I replied. "He must stink like dirty trash." The monk smiled. "Not if you don’t smell him."

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

@Mkleosb I'm pretty shit but it'd be entertaining

[Beeep boop @SethLWatson]

god damnit ed sheeran sucks, I can’t take it anymore